#Video Games
GABE NEWELL: Valve & Apple Meeting DIDN’T HAPPEN. Wink. Wink.
Gabe Newell wants to squish all those Valve and Apple meeting in the darkness of daylight rumors. He wants to press his titanic ass cheeks right up against those rumors and vaporize them with the death air that has been trapped in his buttocks for nearly a decade.
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PS MOVE STEERING WHEEL PATENT IS THREE-PRONGED PHALLUS HEAVEN
Check out this peripheral piece of shit! Pow! What a fucking nightmare. It’s a steering wheel piece of plastic nonsense for the PS Move, or as I call it: a fucking waste of money to clip onto a fucking waste of money.
‘HALO’ MOVIE Killed By Microsoft’s DOUCHEY DEMANDS. Not Surprised.
Author Jamie Russell has recently put out a book called Generation Xbox: How Videogames Invaded Hollywood. Within the hallowed halls of this book is a description of just why the Halo movie failed. All of it centers around the hubris of Microsoft. Big surprise there.
Video: METAL MEDLEY OF 34 VIDEO GAME SONGS. This Wins.
This is awesome. A pretty rockin’, proggy medley of 34 video game songs. So friggin’ good.
RON PAUL VIDEO GAME Could Become Reality; All Libertarian Geeks Simultaneously Orgasm
This is pretty fucking fantastic. Ron Paul: Road to REVOLution is a video game that was trying to get Kickstarted and courtesy of the geeks out there (Charity from Libertarians! Imagine what they could do for the good of the world if they didn’t have to pay them dang taxes!) it has gotten its funding. Amazing.
Hit the jump for info and video.
[Update: Now Official] ‘GOD OF WAR: ASCENSION’ TRAILER: Kratos Stays Brooding
[Caff note: Sony has since confirmed the shit out of this leak. Makes sense.]
Oh boy, the leaky ship that is the Internet continues. God of War: Ascension is the sequel to the third game starring Kratos the Smoldering, and it has a trailer, box art, and Amazon listing. All before the official reveal.
Hit the jump for trailer and details.
These ‘MASS EFFECT’ Action Figures Are The Import Hotness.
Oh man! These are the hot Mass Effect action figures right here. Fuck the DC line, these Square Enix ones are getting it done. Doin’ work! Makin’ moves!
Hit the jump to check them out.
Rumor: Is This ‘CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 2’ Official Poster?
Is this the official poster for Black Ops 2? It would make sense. It’s about that time of the year again when Activision pulls apart its slimy cheeks and begins to show the world the cresting head of the latest Call of Duty iteration.
Video: ‘MINECRAFT MIDGAR’ Is Fan-Service Insanity.
Feeling a little bit old-person here when I admit this, but I’m not really certain what Minercraft is all about. Yeah, I’m sorry. I find it a bit confusing. I know it’s an indie wonder, and you like…build stuff. Or something. Even without a direct grasp on what’s going on (a common situation for me), I can still respect this. It’s Midgar from Final Fantasy VII recreated in the game in staggering, staggering, staggering fucking detail.
Hit the jump to check it out.
