#Video Games
PLAYABLE: Each Level of ‘SUPER MARIO BROS’ Condensed To One Screen
Super Mario Summary is pretty fantastic. It takes each level from the original Super Mario Bros and condenses it down to one screen, and is totally playable right on your browser.
Behold the power right here | A SUPER MARIO SUMMARY
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Judge: XBOX 360 Infringes On Some Motorola Patents. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
Judge David Shaw has ruled that the Xbox 360 is like, tots, infringing on some Motorola patents. This is unbelievable! One company encroaching on another’s, hoping the courts will suss it out? What is going on in this world.
‘CRYSIS 3’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: Cause Pretty Graphics Trump Derivation
Has anyone played the Crysis titles? I haven’t. I know they’re really pretty. Maybe even worth a purchase on the (soon to be dead) used game shelf. Yet they seem pretty standard and thus nothing has ever shoved me towards acquiring them. The third title exists, is totally coming out sometime, and now has a trailer.
40% Of ‘FREE-TO-PLAY’ PLAYERS Have Bought Something. Micro ++!
I have been told by people smarter than me that free-to-play games are future, with the company behind the game riding a wave of microtransactions to caviar dinners. Who the hell am I to question these people. Even if they were caked in blood and powdered sugar, wielding a baseball bat and a smile. Fuck, they have a study to back them up!
‘HARLEY QUINN’S REVENGE’ coming to ‘Arkham City’, goth chick schwing.
Arkham City was a legit piece of comic book sandbox ass-whuppery, and it’s getting a bit zanier. The title is snagging not just a Game of the Year Edition, but also some Harley Quinn DLC.
Hit the jump for details and a trailer.
Sony’s FIGHTING GAME Will Be Called ‘PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale’, LOLWUTNO.
Sony’s been working on a Super Smash Bros. equivalent. We’ve known that for a while. Now we know the name of it, and it is so fantastically awful my ass clapped. Yeah dude. My ass. It clapped.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ 2D FIGHTER Now With TYRION v JOFFREY Action
Nearly two weeks ago I posted about a gorgeous mock-up Roberto Flores made of a Game of Thrones 2D fighter. It was the win. Now Flores has returned with more hotness, heeding a request from Luke Plunkett lover at Kotaku.
Hit the jump to behold.
All Of ‘OCARINA IN TIME’ World Map Rendered In ‘LINK THE PAST’ Glory.
Some people have a dedication that blows my fucking skull-cap to bits. A member of the Zelda fan community has taken the overworld from Ocarina of Time and done it up in 2D glory.
Hit the jump for map and details.
New ‘CALL OF DUTY’ To Be Revealed MAY 1. DOUBLE-OMFG
It’s about that time, where the newest Call of Duty is trotted out for the public to see. Its details will be revealed, though they’re irrelevant. Its name will be dropped, though its irrelevant.
Nintendo Announces ‘NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. 2’ For 3DS This August
Stack another game onto the pile of worthwhile adventures I’ll never embark on, me being 3DS-less and all. New Super Mario Bros. 2, dropping this August.
Hit the jump for some pictures.
