#Video Games
New ‘BORDERLANDS’ GAME coming from TELLTALE GAMES
There’s a new Borderlands game coming! You’d imagine me covered in my own fluids, sad dinky pointing towards the sky, screaming in glory! Well…Well…I’m actually a bit ambivalent.
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Bungie’s ‘DESTINY’ gets an OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE next September.
Bungie’s Destiny finally has a hard release date. Seriously. Go ahead. Bite it. Your little bone-protrusions will give before the date does. Ouch, right? The bad news? The game ain’t dropping for a good, long, while.
Piixl Jetpack is a STRAP-ON SteamOS PC for the BACK OF YOUR TV.
Had me at strap-on! Had me at strap-on. Easy, right? Predictable, right? Eh, what can you do. Anyways these Piixl Jetpack folks have devised a SteamOS PC that you can rig up to hug the back of your TV. It’ll smooch your television set’s neck lovingly, telling it all the gaming power it is bringing to its electronic gape.
‘FALLOUT 4’ TEASER SITE is revealed as FAKE. F**K S**T ASS.
OH FUCKING GOD DAMMIT. May the soul who perpetuated this most horrid fib (honestly perhaps the most egregiously malicious lie in all of history) get razor-blade laced diarrhea. Whilst they stand outside in a tsunami of blood and animal carcasses. Fuck.
Valve Engineer invented BUTT and TONGUE game controllers. You freaky, brah.
Now this I can get behind! (Is that a pun in this context?) A Valve engineer who goes by the name of Ben Krasnow has revealed two controllers he created in his spare time. I say “goes by the name” because this gentleman is obviously a Skrull obsessed with butts. And tongues. Just trust me. Them green fuckers are always doing things like this. Butt experiments. Tongue exercises. Trust me. Trust me. Anyways, Skrull-Ben has invented these controllers and now he’s showing them to the world.
WATCH: Corrupted ‘Super Mario 64’ is tasty nightmare sauce.
So some dude named Vinesauce (Vinny) on YouTube has posted a pretty righteous video of a corrupted Super Mario 64. I think. Moments or something. I don’t really get how he did it. All I know are two things. 1) The video is trippy madness. 2) I want to play Super Mario 64.
Hit the jump to check it out.
EPIC VP isn’t sold on “second screen” tablet gaming. Me neither, brah.
Mark Rein of Epic is not down with the concept of second screen tablet gaming. I’m going to level with you, I ain’t either. I’ve never been a fan of handhelds, and I don’t I’ll ever be interested in playing some gorgeous game within the confines of my iPad.
STEAM breaks record with 7 MILLION concurrent users. Many many peoples.
Steam broke records like a motherfucker over Thanksgiving weekend. 7 million concurrent users. Gobbling up fucking outrageous deals, enjoying the freedom of their own personal computing devices. No console wars. No bullshit. I want to be there! I would be there. If I wasn’t a luddite who suffered from anxiety based on performance issues and changes in my (digital) environment (in so many aspects of my life). Even without me there though man, it seems the party is fucking hopping.
NO BRAINER: Sony registers URL for ‘THE LAST OF US’ movie.
The Last of Us is a wonderful, gripping, heart-stabbing story. The fact that it is told through the world of a game narrative does nothing to diminish that. In fact, perhaps running around the world in the protagonists’ shoes actually heightens it. That said, the translation to a movie makes complete sense. Sony seems to agree, seeing as the company has registered a URL suggesting an adaptation is coming.
‘FALLOUT 4’ TEASER SITE proclaims that NUCLEAR WINTER IS COMING. As Am I.
Sweet Merciful Dingleberries, how the fuck did I miss this?! How did I?! Not only is there a fucking teaser site for Fallout 4, but it has itself one of them bona fide hype-inducing countdowns. Jesus Christ.
