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AGENT COULSON (Clark Gregg) wants role in MARVEL’S NETFLIX SERIES

Agent Coulson.

Clark Gregg wants Agent Coulson to get into the Marvel action poppin’ off on Netflix. The geek-turned-actor has lamented that he will be “totally butt hurt” and “rife with fanboy gloom” (I’m paraphrasing) if he doesn’t get a shot to act next to whomever shall play Danny Rand. I mean yeah dude I appreciate your zeal and shit, but like. Everybody in the MCU thinks you’re mortis.

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Hulu thinking about ‘COMMUNITY’ sixth season. MAYBEKINDASORTA

Community season 5.

File this under: speculation. But it’s speculation about Community, its resurrection, and escaping the darkest timeline. So yeah!, we’re going to fucking engage in it.

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‘BOARDWALK EMPIRE’ star Charlie Cox is totally MARVEL’S ‘DAREDEVIL’

Charlie Cox.

I don’t know Charlie Cox outside of Stardust, but I enjoyed the dude in that flick. Many people assuredly enjoy him in Boardwalk Empire. So here’s hoping I enjoy him as Matt Murdock.

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STEVEN S. DEKNIGHT is the new ‘DAREDEVIL’ SHOWRUNNER

Steven S. DeKnight.

It hasn’t taken long for the Marvel Machinery to conjure up a replacement showrunner for their Daredevil show on Netflix. Like, what, forty-eight hours? Even that? The turnstiles continue rotating. Drew Goddard out! Steven S. DeKnight in!

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DREW GODDARD leaving ‘DAREDEVIL’ TV Show.

Drew Goddard

LOOK AT THE IMAGE. THINGS ARE SERIOUS. MARVEL IS IN TROUBLE!!!!~!!! Naw, I’m fucking around. Not fretting that much. And yet. Well, when it rains, it pours. And it’s currently pouring ill-fated piss all over Marvel’s face this weekend. Drew Goddard has thrown the deuces up and left the company’s Daredevil TV show. This seems more a case of the dude having too much to do. And while it’s a shame, shoutout to my hyperbolic header image for not really capturing how I feel about it. Which is more of a shrug and a “dang.”

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Que? NETFLIX wants ‘WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER’ TV series

Wet Hot American Summer.

Wait — what? This is really fucking unexpected, but also pretty gosh damn cool.

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“FREE TYRION” print brings the plea for all of us

Free Tyrion!

Vlad Rodriguez with timely and gorgeous print. I ain’t going to fight for you, Tyrion. But I’ll slather this poster among the dung-hall of Westeros. Which is what I call my bathroom. Dig it? Buy the print right here.

JESSICA CHASTAIN offered lead in SEASON 2 of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’

Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in True Detective‘s second season. Fuck yes. I’ve been a fan of Chastain since Tree of Life and Zero Dark Thirty, so this casting has me rather excited. Accept the role, Jessica! For all of us!

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Official logo for ‘AGENT CARTER.’ Dopefreshnesstime.

Official Logo!

Ya’ll ready for this?! *Cue 1990s music* *Watch in horror as I shimmy down my pants revealing a Winter Soldier thong* *My parents aren’t crying because I’m doing this at Mother’s Day dinner* *They’re weeping with joy* *You’re all welcome*

‘COMMUNITY’ cancelled. Five seasons and a heartbreak?

Community season 5.

Well, what has seemed inevitable more than once has come to pass. Community has been given the axe by the NBC brass.

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