#Movies
OFFICIAL ‘FAST & FURIOUS 6’ images arrive. Flex and oil yourself, bros.
Oil your fucking shit! Get your best homoerotic pose on! Prepare for the blood bath of misplaced semen and phallic objects that is the newest installment in the Fast & Furious franchise. We got ourselves a fast-paced (ha!) batch of new images for you to chomp upon. Heck yeah!
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JOSS WHEDON endorses JAMES GUNN’S demented take on ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’
I have no fucking idea what it’ll take to make Guardians of the Galaxy cool. I really don’t. Thankfully, this joint is arrriving in a post-Green Lantern world. While watching the aforementioned pile of simmering fecaltainment on television with Rendar yesterday, I commented that at least GotG won’t be as bad as that flick.
‘Y: THE LAST MAN’ movie lives! New Line meeting with directors.
While Brian K. Vaughan spends these days dominating on Saga with Fiona Staples, homeboy first got noticed for his series Y: The Last Man. The comic has been in movie development hell for a while now, but things seem to be picking up around the yard. People are quietly murmuring, pulling up their pants. Getting on with their business.
Rumor: Viggo Mortensen as DR. STRANGE in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’? Hell yeah.
From Aragorn to Arakarababa zappy do! That’s a spell. Get it? Ah, fuck me. Whatever. Sir Viggo, known not just for Lord of the Rings but bare ass sauna fights, may be appearing in the second Thor flick. The world is better for this.
James Cameron: ‘AVATAR 4’ is going to be a prequel. Humanity: Oh f**k you.
Man, Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 were garbage. Garbage! Jimmy Cameron doesn’t care though, and he is already running his mouth about the fourth title. Shit. Pause that record. Jimmy hasn’t even broken ground on the second flick, and he is already talking about Avatar 4: Back in the Days? Let us never say he lacked hubris.
Spielberg’s ‘LINCOLN’ TEASER TRAILER FOR THE TRAILER: You will believe a man owns cherry trees.
The teaser trailer for the Lincoln teaser trailer has dropped. All of you pop in those wooden teeth, wield an axe, kill a vampire, and then hit the jump.
‘THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY’ gets 20 new images. Including Legolas’ dad.
Here’s a truckload of new pictures from The Hobbit: Bloated Subtitles. Nothing really tremendous in them for me, but I’m not particularly excited about the whole endeavor at this point.
‘STAR TREK 2’ has an official title. Oh golly!
Do you know what is for fucking squares these days? Numerical designations for sequels. Naw man. Need clever titles. Star Trek 2 is riding that wave, and I imagine everyone involved is very pleased with the title they’ve come up with. Them being Abrams, Lindelof, and all those goons whose self-adulation is so thick you can almost use it to ride cosmic waves.
Jeffrey Wright is totally playing Beetee in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’
Jeffrey Wright is a great actor, and now he is going to get to show off his chops to a lot more people. Duder who is best known for hanging around with Danny Craig in the Bond Flicks has been cast in a rather essential role in Catching Fire.
DANIEL CRAIG and his abdominal muscles sign on for two more BOND flicks.
Good news for people like me who enjoy seeing Daniel Craig’s sausage sloshing around in bikini briefs between scenes of him punching people. Homeboy has signed on for at least two more Bond flicks. Wee!
