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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in talks for TWO ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUELS, no word on ‘IRON GUY 4.’

Avengers

Well this is interesting. RDJ is in talks to reprise his role as Really Rich Smart Guy in not one but two of those Avengers flicks. But what about Iron Guy 4, you’re proclaiming?! Who knows. My own personal take? Stark dies in Avengers 2, and “comes back to life” or whatever in the third.

What say you?

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First look at MEGAN FOX as APRIL O’NEIL. More like APRIL O’NO. LOL.

BARK AT THE MOON.

Rome is burning, folks. So is our childhood.

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‘ENDER’S GAME’ TRAILER: I SHOULD READ THIS BOOK.

Ender's Game.

Despite The Dude lending me his copy of Ender’s Game something like five years ago at this point, I ain’t never read it. With this first trailer getting me a bit intrigued, it seems that now may be the time to shove this classic deep into my synapses.

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FIRST LOOK: ELLEN PAGE in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Aiight.

Tis her.

Yeahokaymaybe I’m a little excited about the idea of Ellen Page being in the new X-Folk movie. I know it’s totally incongruent with my general vitriol towards the movie but I never signed up to be consistent.

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New ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ CONCEPT ART shows the Winter Soldier in action. Bad Ass.

Captain America - The Winter Soldier.

I really, really, really dig the Winter Soldier storyline in Cap. So I’m going to level with you. When I saw this concept art I got so worked up I punched a co-worker in the back of the head. They didn’t appreciate it, and frankly I didn’t care.

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AVENGERS 2: SCARLET WITCH and QUICKSILVER CONFIRMED. Marvel(ous) Incest?!

Scarlet Witch.

C’mon. After Game of Thrones, incest is Hollywood’s New Black. So what makes more sense than Joss Whedon introducing these two characters in Avengers, only to have them bang it out? Cosmic threat indeed! I don’t know. It’s Friday. Leave me alone.

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New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ TRAILER: GET EXCITED, YOU FOOLS.

GET EXCITED YOU SWINE.

Thanks to this trailer, all across my social feeds people are like, “Oh yeah I guess this movie is going to whomp buttocks!” No duh. Nooo duh. If you’re already sold, check out this beauty. If you’re an errant bastard on the fence, watch this trailer. You’re welcome.

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Joss Whedon talks his plans for THANOS. It’s the slow boil, folks.

Thanos.

Jossy Whedon must actually be writing Avengers 2, because the dude is spitting about his plans for Thanos. While most of us think homeboy is going to be smashing faces in the aforementioned flick, it may not be so. While discussing his plans for the God of Death or Something, the Virgil of the Marvel Movie Universe cautions that it is going to be a slow build.

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON to star in new LUC BESSON flick. I can’t even.

Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson, she who inspires the fires of my loins. Luc Besson, he who makes really awesome, awful, and entertaining action flicks. These two will be paired in eternity. Or at least for a movie.

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NO ‘IRON MAN 4’? Plus Whedon teases QUICKSILVER and SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS 2’?

Joss Whedon.

Here, have a batch of Avengers, Iron Man 4, and Marvel movie rumors.

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