#Movies
FOUR out of FIFTY biggest MOVIE BOMBS are in THEATERS RIGHT NOW.
And the idea that Hollywood can just throw anything out there and rake in the millions is hopefully dying. Or at the very least, the Leviathan has stumbled back after taking one directly on the fucking nose.
RUMOR: BRADLEY COOPER for ROCKET RACCOON in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Am I missing something about Rocket Raccoon? He seems awesome as fuck, okay? Point conceeded. However, what is the big deal about getting a huge name to play him? Explain to me. Like I’m five. That’d be playing him in voice only. Right?
Here’s WHEDON on how Ultron will be different in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Ultron is going to be different in Avengers: Age of Ultron. We know that. We know that because he ain’t going to be created by Ant-Man, a fact that still has certain sects of geeks furiously ripping their pubes out in rage. But how is he going to differ? This week in Entertainment Weekly J-Whedon opened up (a little bit, duh) about his take on Ultron.
Rumor: ELIZABETH OLSEN being considered for SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Lest you have forgotten, Avengers: Age of Ultron is going to double the amount of comic book characters on screen. By triple. Don’t run the math, it works. Trust me. One of the new characters debuting is Scarlet Witch. Who will be playing her? Maybe Elizabeth Olsen. Maybe.
J.J. ABRAMS’ ‘STRANGER’ Teaser Trailer: MYSTERIES FOR ALL.
Hey! Are you like me? Completely fatigued with Abrams and his insipid Mystery Box? Well, tough rocks! Today Abrams dropped a surprise teaser trailer for something. What is it? Who knows! It’s a mystery! Which means that its awesome! Because plot, narrative structure, and character depth don’t matter in Abrams’ world! Just the mystery! Forever! Into infinity! Ponder, wonder, guess! Each curious conjuncture actually powers Abrams’ biomechanical cock, a device that is solely charged by collecting the cumulative curiosity of the geek intellecto-sphere.
Here is the dumb teaser.
‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Movie is dropping in DECEMBER of 2015. Ho-ho-holy shit?
Aw man! Underhand pitched that stupid headline! Swung so hard I cracked vertebrae! Whatever. I don’t care. The latest Star Wars: Episode VII: Abrams’ Controls My Heart rumor is that the flick isn’t dropping in May of 2015. This doesn’t surprise me very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Every movie in the franchise has arrived in May. But they ain’t cast anyone for this fucking flick, let alone started filming it. So December? Makes sense to me.
New AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2′ photos tease the SINISTER SIX. Oh golly!
All team-up everything! Good guys! Villains! If your comic book movie doesn’t have more than one superhero in it, it doesn’t fucking matter. That’s a cosmic fact. Amazing Spider-Garfield 2 knows this.
First official ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ IMAGE. The Mutants Go Psychadelic.
Here is a little nerdery to cap off your weekend. An official image for X-Men: Days of Future Past has dropped, and it’s totally dripping with the era of its time. Back to the Future! Past! Or something. Hit the jump to check it out.
‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: EWAN MCGREGOR returning AS OBI-WAN KENOBI
The whole gang is back! The whole fucking gang! It appears that Ewan McGregor (I’m going to choose to believe this report) will be returning as a Force Ghost in Episode VII. Me? I’m fine with this. Rendar? Definitely sporting a bulge in his skinny fit jeans. He’s been talking about wanting for for a while.
