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Rumor: Ben Kingsley’s “Secret Marvel Project” is a SHORT FILM.

The Mandarin.

Marvel loves themselves their short films. Peggy Carter got herself one (and maybe more!), Agent Coulson got himself one. Now it looks like the mofuckin’ Mandarin may be scoring one as well.

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First ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ TRAILER: Hope You Love Time Travel!

X-Men - Days of Future Past.

Full disclosure: I’m at work, and I sort of hurried through this trailer before putting it up for you. I don’t really have any in-depth comments besides, “eh” and “meh” and “whatever”, which is sort of par for my Bryan Singer course. I’ll give it a rewatch later.

What do you folks think?

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FINAL ‘HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’ TRAILER: The Katniss Rises. Or Something.

Catching Fire

Hnng. Instant blood flow pretty much in that area when I saw Katniss all up in her form-fitting spandex tribute suit thing in this trailer. Goodness me. There’s uh, other stuff in this final preview for Catching Fire. I promise. What is it? I can’t. I can’t remember.

(I’m excited for this movie.)

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‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ TRAILER TEASER: Remember The Muties!

Days of Future Past.

Fox be all like, “Oh you choads are getting excited about that new Winter Soldier flick or whatever? Starring Stephen Rodgers? Well, guess what. We have ourselves a mutant movie coming out. Here’s our own six-second teaser trailer for the teaser trailer. Boom!”

Or something. Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER TRAILER: Existential Crisis Meets Explosions

Holy shit.

Oh my god. I didn’t expect the trailer to be this fucking good. All sorts of interweaving of ponderous moments regarding duty, and just explicitly fucking awesome action sequences. My balls are ready.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Trailer Teaser: A WHIFF OF BUCKY

Captain America - The Winter Soldier.

As to be expected. Marvel has released a teaser for the Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer dropping tomorrow. And if you really squint, concentrate, and pray to your Deity of choice, you can catch a glimpse of The Winter Soldier.

Is it tomorrow yet?

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BEN KINGSLEY already filmed a SECRET MARVEL PROJECT.

The Mandarin.

Ben Kingsley has filmed a secret Marvel project. I mean — can we imagine him being anything other than the Mandarin? Some short starring him?

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POSTER FOR ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ IS RAPIDLY THAWING MY LOINS

HERO POSE BRO.

I say goddamn! My fat brain can barely comprehend that I’m getting a new installment of the fucking MCU in like two weeks! And now Marvel is doing this. Hanging a goddamn Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster upside my head. Golly. Gosh. Gollygosh. I can barely contain myself, and don’t even get me thinking about the fact that a trailer for the flick drops Thursday.

Hit the jump for the full poster.

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CHRIS PRATT calls ROCKET RACCOON “Probably the best character” in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’

Rocket Raccoon.

Chris Pratt rules. Andy on Parks and Rec? Wonderful. So I’m not surprised by his assessment of the characters of Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m happy with it none the less. Dude is all about Rocket Raccoon. And why wouldn’t be? It’s a fucking gun-toting murderous raccoon.

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WES ANDERSON’S ‘THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL’ TRAILER: Anderson Being Anderson

The Grand Budapest

Moonrise Kingdom was wonderful. One of my favorite films of last year. The Grand Budapest Hotel’s trailer does nothing for me. Feels like Wes Anderson doing Wes Anderson, which is a common complaint from unimaginative people like me regarding Anderson’s flicks.

To be clear I’m still doing to see this movie.

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