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‘Nier: Automata’ developer PlatinumGames has partnered with Chinese gaming titan Tencent. They fixing to own everyone, eh?
Did you know that Chinese gaming company Tencent is the largest gaming company in the world? I sure as fuck didn’t. But, the company has increased their reach yet again, investing in PlatinumGames.
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NASA’s TESS mission finds Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. Which is rad and all, but like, it’s 100 light-years away
On one hand, I want to be really stoked about NASA finding an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. But, at the same time we’re doing a good job of toasting ourselves before we get anywhere near a planet 100 light-years away. You know?
Rian Johnson is working on ‘Knives Out 2’ so maybe we can actually have nice fucking things!
Rian Johnson ate way too much shit for The Last Jedi. And, instead of being bitter at our caterwauling asses, gave the world Knives Out. A charming as fuck original movie. All while being excessively nice. So, it’s great to see the movie succeed, and even more awesome to hear it’s getting a sequel.
Some astronomers believe Jupiter is flinging comets into the solar system. Not stopping them. What the fuck, bro!
Jupiter! For years, I operated under the idea that it protected the Earth from comets. That was the consensus! Fuck! However, some astronomers now believe it may be doing the exact opposite.
Christian Bale in talks to join ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ and man oh man would this rock
Getting some Christian Bale in our Thor: Love and Thunder? Getting some Bruce Wayne in our THO4? Sign me the fuck up, dudes.
Sony reveals PlayStation 5 logo which is legit just them changing the number for the new console, but it works
Why am I posting about the PlayStation 5 logo? When it’s literally just the logo for the PS4, but with a 5? ‘Cause I’m fucking stoked for the console! 2020, baby! This year, baby!
Respawn Entertainment co-founder is now taking over EA’s DICE LA. Fuck yes.
The co-founder of Respawn Entertainment is now going to be also running Electronic Arts’ DICE LA. Respawn is one of the few bright spots under the EA Umbrella, so this is fantastic. The company churns out fanastic-ass games, from Titanfall 2 to Apex Legends to Fallen Order. Sweet fuck, could EA be figuring it out?
Special stream night! Special stream time!
Streaming tonight! Blame the LocalSportsBall team playing tomorrow night! Streaming at 9! Blame our desire to get pizza and watch 80s movies! Streaming Dead Cells! Blame us dying last weekend, and it haunting us!
Marvel’s ‘WandaVision’ series on Disney+ now dropping in 2020. Get them subscribers, baby!
The Mandalorian justified the fuck out of a Disney+ membership for me, and I imagine many others. But! To keep our asses around, they’re gonna need new content. Like WandaVision, which is now dropping in 2020.
Happy Goddamn Decade Completion, Friends of OL!
Woah, hey, fuck! It’s the end of the decade! Perhaps fittingly, this year was also the ten-year anniversary of this glorious, galaxy-brain’d, fever dream of a blog!
Anyways, I know I probably say this every year, but it’s super goddamn enjoyable hanging around with everyone who frequents this blog! Be it the quiet folks, or fellow bellowers into the void in the comments section.
