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‘The Last of Us Part II’ has been delayed indefinitely due to the coronavirus. Fuck me.
The Last of Us Part II has been delayed indefinitely as a result of, you guessed it, the fucking coronavirus. There goes, like, the one thing I was looking forward to in this fucking maelstrom of suck.
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Monday Morning Commute: An Explosive-Tipped Arrow to Our Mutual Malaise
Hey, friends! Welcome to another edition of Monday Morning Commute, within the current pandemically painful climate! I must confess, these posts are a bit difficult to write as of late. Not that I don’t want to hang with you all — in fact, I think that may be the primary reason I churn them out at all. Rather, it’s just deeply, deeply difficult for me to concentrate on anything days. One minute I’ll be cruising along the highway of Vibe City, and the next I’m contemplating society, the health of my friends, and the health of my wife’s employment and my own. But, what the fuck can you do? Cave? No way! Instead, we must make like Rambo.
That’s right. Strip off our shirts, oil up our bodies, and launch explosive-tipped arrows at our malaise. Let our hair be as beautiful as him, and let our aim be as true.
I’ll go first! Join me in the comments.
Remasters of most ‘Super Mario’ games coming to Nintendo Switch for the plumber’s 35th Anniversary. Fucking gnarly, dudes!
Goddamn, does Nintendo know how to throw a birthday party! The company is dropping remasters of most of the Super Mario catalog to celebrate the dude’s 35th anniversary!
‘Castlevania’ is officially getting a Season 4. I’m staked, I mean stoked, get that shitty pun?!
Castlevania is officially getting a season 4, motherfuckers! And I’m goddamn all-in! ‘Cause as lukewarm as I was on the second season, I’m throbbing hot for the third.
‘DOOM Eternal’ had best launch in franchise history. Rip and fucking tear the sales charts!
DOOM Eternal is equal parts fun and frustrating for me. I think I may be too old for its twitchiness, but I think I’m just dealing with a steep fucking learning curve. That said, I’m glad that it had the best launch in franchise history. Such brutality and unapologetic heavy metal thunder needs to be rewarded.
Weekend Open Bar: Ooh, LA LA, (ah, oui oui)
By god! It’s the Weekend! But, what the fuck is the weekend during The Plague? A valid question, honestly. Maybe a lazy question, too. ‘Cause despite working from home, I’ve been goddamn busy. So this weekend is going to be a nice respite from the hectic work schedule.
Get in a little gaming.
Smoke a little weed.
Hang with you fuckers on the stream.
George Miller hopes to start filming ‘Mad Max’ Furiosa movie in 2021. Dude has met with Anya Taylor-Joy, too! Let’s fucking go!
George Miller better get a fucking move on with this Mad Max spin-off starring Furiosa. If dude waits any longer, the actual apocalypse gonna arrive first. But! Should he outrace said apocalypse? His movie could be starring Anya Taylor-Joy. I can absolutely fuck with this.
Epic publishing next games from the developers of ‘Control’ and ‘The Last Guardian’
Epic Games has gone into a publishing deal with one of my favorite developers, Remedy Entertainment. As well, they’ve locked up the publishing rights to the next games from the developers of The Last Guardian and Limbo.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 adds motherfucking Michael Biehn as a bounty hunter. Oh. Hell. Yes.
Michael Biehn is coming to The Mandalorian, motherfuckers! The absolute bad ass from Terminator and Aliens is joining the show as a bounty hunter.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed from June until August. So, you’re saying there’s a chance…?
At this point, we ain’t surprised when a tentpole movie gets delayed because of the coronavirus. But, at least Wonder Woman 1984‘s delay comes with a new date. It’s now dropping this August, which frankly gives me something to look forward to.
