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‘Star Wars’ TV series coming from ‘Russian Doll’ co-creator and fuck yeah, Disney. Figuring it out.
Man, this isn’t a headline I would have expected. There’s a Star Wars TV series coming from Leslye Headland, the co-creator of Russian Doll. What a fucking find, talent-wise.
‘The Mandalorian’ Season 3 is already happening at Disney. Like, no shit, right?
The Mandalorian Season 2 ain’t dropped yet! But, that hasn’t dropped Disney from beginning work on a season 3! It makes all the sense in the world, given the fact that The Mandalorian has managed to unify all the disparate parts of Star Wars fandom for the first time in a hot minute.
Rumor: Microsoft is going to reveal a cheaper Xbox Series X model next month. Bro, the first model ain’t even fucking out!
The Xbox Series X ain’t even launched, and there’s already rumors of a cheaper model. This ain’t new, as there have been rumors for a while about both PS5 and Xbox Series X launching with both a base and cheaper model. But, I’m beginning to think these rumors are legitimate.
‘The Batman’ has been delayed until October 2021, so here’s hoping society still fucking exists then!
Oh, am I ever being hyperbolic. But, still. The Batman has been delayed until October 2021. A bummer. However, also deeply expected at this point. I mean, right?
Monday Morning Commute: Go Beyond The Impossible!
Oh lord, here it we go again! Another installment of MMC during this motherfucking Groundhog’s Day-ass type fucking rolling nightmare! Hey! I suppose you can see how I’m doing during all this, eh? Seriously though, ups and downs. Ins and outs. Getting stoned and sulking, getting high and smiling. The semester is always a grind during this time of the year, and the Pandemic Multiplier has me flat-out exhausted. But, we must kick reason to the curb! And go beyond the impossible. It’s what Kamina would want, and we must not let Kamina down.
The mornings are the worst, though. As the waves of reality break upon my fractured psyche, and I realize that once again we’re in this bitch. As the day pushes forth, though, I find my mood lightening. The rituals take hold, the caffeine grips my nervous system, and I redouble my efforts to not eat my weight in pizza, keep up a workout routine, and get through the workday.
‘Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ had a better launch than any ‘Mario’ or ‘Zelda’ game ever and holy fuck
Holy shit, Animal Crossing: New Horizons had a better launch than any Mario or Zelda game. Ever. My word, you fuckers really like this franchise!
Best of OL Plays: Finally, I Defeat The Fucking Hand On 1BC!
Jesus fucking Christ, I finally defeat The Hand on 1BC. I’m legitimately on the verge of relief-based tears here. And, I gotta confess. All I want to do is fucking destroy the Hand once again.
‘Rogue One’ TV series adds Stellan Skarsgård and Kyle Soller to its cast. Give me all the fucking Skarsgård!
The Rogue One TV series is plugging along in preproduction. And, here’s some dope news. It has added Stellan Skarsgård and Kyle Soller to its cast. Skarsgård fucking rules, having most recently blown my nips off in Chernobyl last year.
