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Ricky Gervais returning to ‘The Office’ in a new movie
Ricky Gervais will once again be returning to The Office. Sort of. Technically. The actor will reprise his role as David Brent in a flick that will pick-up some 15 years after the conclusion of the show.
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Schwarzenegger announces ‘Terminator 5’ is officially titled ‘Terminator Genisys’ lol okay
Movie titles don’t fucking matter if the movie is good. That’s an empirical fact. Stated by Einstein. Verified by Oppenheimer. But man, still. Termintor Genisys? Amazing.
Details after the jump.
‘World of Warcraft’ players dropped by nearly 1 Milli in three months
Why! Just today I woke up and was contemplating whether or not I was going to buy Warlords of Dra..Draenor (?). I mean — I also contemplated whether or not I wanted to masturbate before I drank my first energy drink, so it isn’t like it was some in-depth shit. But anyways, it appears that World of Warcraft is understandably shedding players as the game continues to age. But like me, will these folk return for the new expansion? Are they just pooped? Are they playing Wildstar?
Rosetta becomes first spacecraft to orbit a f**king comet!
After ten goddamn years of hurtling through The Expanse, the Rosetta spacecraft has become the first one to orbit a fucking comet. How goddamn gnarly is that! Space, mannn. *Bong rip.* Spaceee.
Tony Jaa joins ‘Kickboxer’ remake. Could this be deec?
I haven’t been paying much attention to the Kickboxer remake. But perhaps I am not alone, and the gurus behind it know we don’t really give a fuck. Which is why they’ve decided to go ahead and cast Tony Jaa. You know, to get us me interested. Because the Universe revolves around us me.
Disney Czar all like: ‘Star Wars’ theme park deets coming in 2015
Are you like me? (God, for your sake, I hope not.) Are you not like me, but dying for Disney to reveal some sort of fucking Star Wars theme park? Well, it appears that we will be getting details about the Mouse’s Intentions regarding The Force’s presence in their theme parks. The only boner-depleting news is that these details ain’t coming until next year.
[Trailer Here!] Ubisoft confirms ‘Assassin’s Creed Rogue’ for PS3, Xbox 360
Ubisoft has finally confirmed what we’ve known for months: they’re making an Assassin’s Creed exclusively for the last-gen systems. All it took was a trailer leak for them finally get off their asses and throw us the bone.
Details and trailer post-jump!
Elisabeth Moss (maybe) joining ‘True Detective’ Season 2. Plus! Other casting, plot details.
Another day. Another round of True Detective rumors. Or are they just unsubstantiated facts? Is it only a rumor when it isn’t true? Is time really a flat circle? Will anyone make flowers on me? Where was I? Oh yeah! Elisabeth Moss! Maybe playing a role in the second season. Plus! Plot details and other casting news.
‘Resident Evil 1’ getting remastered in HD. Coming 2015.
The original Resident Evil is getting a new coat of paint in 2015. Which I guess makes sense. If you’re Capcom and you’ve completely lost track of what made a franchise work, might as well go back to the original. Maybe study its workings while replastering the walls and apply that knowledge to Resident Evil 7 or whatever. You folks gonna buy this shit? I’m tempted.
