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‘Age of Ultron’ Non-News: The Vision to appear in other MCU movies
Gasp! The Vision will be in more movies than just Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hey, whatever. It’s non-news. It’s right there in the fucking title. But for those of us at home, covered in slop, covered in snow, covered in Chez-It crumbs, covered in self-hate, covered in Bucky Barnes homemade pajamas, it’s worth something. Something obvious, but still.
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Nintendo has sold 9.2 million Wii U units since 2012
Is the Wii U going to be a success? Like, a burn-money-on-Omnidimensional-pan-genital’d strippers success? If the latest financials are any indication: no.
Run The Jewels – “Lie, Cheat, Steal” Video: Like Who Really Run This?
Do I ever post music stuff here? NOPE. Am I breaking my own rule because I want to RIDE OR DIE with RTJ? YUP.
‘Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’ Teaser Trailer: The Gang’s Here
Yeah so this trailer for the Wet How American Summer mini-series on Netflix ain’t much. But it sure is enough.
YES – Spotify coming to PlayStation
Fuck yes! One of the things I miss most in my gaming diet is rocking out to my own tunes whilst ripping shit up. I’ve been devoting time to Far Cry 4 lately EN FUCKING MASSE. And while Kyrat rules, it would rule more if I could Run The Jewels while launching tub-thumpin’ grenades.
Liam Hemsworth offered role in ‘Independence Day’ sequel
Liam Hemsworth is a generic cola version of his physically perfect, dong-breaking brother. So he’s like, only sexy. Not stunningly sexy. And he doesn’t really brood SUPER well. He just broods. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t see him running the show in a sequel to Independence Day.
Disney wants Chris Pratt for ‘Indiana Jones’ movie
Should anyone play Indiana Jones, outside of Harrison Ford? Of course not. Could I see Chris Pratt being a suitable replacement in a world where Ford must be replaced? Yes.
Astronomers find “Super Saturn” that’s f**king huge
Astronomers have found a fucking SUPER SATURN that is GODDAMN ENORMOUS. Lurking a mere 430 light-years away is a ring system 200 times larger than Saturn’s. Circling an exoplanet that may be 40 times the size of Jupiter. And just like as a reminder…You can fit 1,321 Earths in Jupiter.
‘Fantastic Four’ Official Trailer: Consequences & Sacrifices
I don’t know if this movie is going to be any good, even after watching this first trailer. I will say that Michael B. Jordan activating his powers was dope, and I still really like the cast they assembled. Especially after watching Whiplash and Toby Kebbell’s episode of Black Mirror this past Holiday.
