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‘Evolve’ Launch Trailer: Welcome to the Jungle
Industry darling (or at least game show darling) Evolve drops today. And with that release comes one final trailer showing all the 4v1 monster marauding.
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Bethesda holding first ever E3 Conference this year. ‘FALLOUT 4’ OR F**KING BUST
Bethesda. Just. Just let me fucking tell you. If you’re holding an E3 conference, for the first time ever, and it isn’t to announce Fallout 4. Just. Just expect a dude clad in his own used underwear and painted in his own DNA to rush the stage. Hint: that dude is me.
Marvel Studios shuffles four movie release dates in wake of Marvel Studios/Sony Spider-Pact
Now that Marvel Studios sort of/kind of own Spider-Man, they certainly aren’t going to cannibalize their own sales. In order to prevent themselves from doing this though, the studio finds themselves having to push around some release dates.
Confirmed: SPIDER-MAN joining MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, role being recast
Free at last! Free at last! Spider-Man has been (somewhat) released from his Sony Pictures Prison, and joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And with that new beginning brings a new Spider-Man, as the role is being recast. The new Web-Slinger will first debut in a MCU movie before snagging his own. Given the Marvel timeline that has Parker’s own movie dropping in 2017, it seems his debut will be Civil War and not Infinity War. If I had to fucking guess.
Lady Sif is returning to ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’, we are better for it
I really need to catch-up on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., especially if Lady Sif is returning.
Monday Morning Commute: Frost Giants, Wampas, and White Walkers, Oh My
Another Monday. Another snow day. The Frost God gives no fuck about the Northeast Corridor of the Empire. Week after week The Frostbitten-Fuck Deity has pummeled us, twisting our psychic-nipples and daring us to concede. There sure ain’t no fucking commuting going on for this guy. There sure ain’t no fucking classes being taught. But at least if the heat goes out, I can use all the syllabi I’ve printed out as fucking kindling. ‘Cause they sure aren’t representative of our semester progression any longer. Alas! Alack! And while there isn’t any shuffling to work today, there is the Abyss that is yet another day or two of Cabin Fever.
Here’s what I’m looking forward to and digging this week. Should I be able to leave the house. Should the power remain on.
What are you sweating over the next seven?
Refn’s ‘Neon Demon’ is about cannibal supermodels. Welp.
Nicolas Winding Refn’s Neon Demon has gotten itself a small, tiny, plot synopsis. Or maybe plot teaser? And it’s fucking awesome.
MOAR! ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art
..and like pretty much all of the Avenging: Age of Terminator artwork, this new slew of promo artwork centers on a) the team posing like a bunch of dick-faced stooges and b) the Anthony-Stark Fascist-Bot versus Hulk fight. Oh! And a couple cool pieces of The Vision.
‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ S2 Midseason Trailer – Oh, The Inhumanity!
Agents of SHIELDZ is coming back soon, which means that they’ve dropped a new trailer for it. #MIDSEASONRETURNTRAILERS are now a thing. Get hyped!
