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‘Mighty No. 9’ dropping September 15, will have retail release
The spiritual successor to Mega Man totally, totally has a release date now. Despite getting delayed, like, pinky swear. It’s dropping September 15, and you’ll be able to buy it in stores.
Maybe: Singer’s ‘X-Men’ universe to end after ‘Apocalypse’ and new ‘Wolverine’ film
Here’s a rumor for you! And no matter how you take it, don’t take it this way: that a Universe that is making millions (billions) of dollars is literally ending.
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ shooting both parts at once, filming will take 9 months
Chris Evans has confirmed that Infinity War is going to begin filming next year. No surprise. And it’s going to shoot both parts back to back. No surprise. Also? It’s going to take nearly a year. A brutal, brutal non-surprise. Is there going to be any actor even remotely not miserable with their participation in the MCU by the end of the Avengers: Infinity War shoot? Holy fuck.
‘Gears of War’ remaster dropping this year on XB1
Gears of War is getting a remaster on XB1. And it doesn’t matter if you’re cool with it or not. Or if you’re like me, and you’re not cool with it for some vague undefined reason but you’re going to buy it anyways. The remasters are coming. All of them. All the franchises. Especially when real sequels for the franchises they’re a part of, are far away.
Monday Morning Commute: You Can Be Damn Sure We’ll Sequelize It!
It’s Monday Morning Commute! That time of the week where I share the various shizit I’m going to be totally rubbin’ up upon during a given week. These proverbial (and literal) dry-humpings are intended as salves against the burn of Existence. Ultimately empty employments of distraction that prohibit me from achieving some sort of proletarian cathexis designed to Damn The Man. But let’s be honest. We can’t damn the man, that ship has sailed. So let’s watch superhero movies, drink beer, and enjoy our moments of frivolity.
Jenny Slate and ‘Obvious Child’ director teaming up for FX pilot
Jenny Slate. She’s getting a pilot on FX, teaming up once again with her Obvious Child collaborator. Which makes me say yes. Yes! Give her all the pilots.
