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Matthew Vaughn & Jon Favreau considered for second ‘Star Wars’ Anthology flick, starring Solo and Fett

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Two pretty mediocre directors are being considered for the second Star Wars Anthology flick. Oh, and the potential story for the film seems pretty drab, too.

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James Wan officially directing ‘Aquaman’ and ‘Robotech’

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I don’t think James Wan is a particularly good director. His aesthetic choices in Furious 7, especially following the master auteur Justin Lin’s vision of the franchise, were certainly off-putting to me. But he’s accessible enough, and capable of helming an enormous flick. Now he’s helming two.

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‘Fallout 4’ Reveal Trailer: The Apocalypse Comes To Boston!

Marvel’s ‘Spider-Man’ director search narrowed down to Ted Melfi and Jonathan Levine

Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Why was I still laboring under the delusion that Drew Goddard was running the Spider-Man project? Is he writing it or something? Or is it just wishful thinking, post-Daredevil? Anyways. Marvel’s search is down to these two dudes.

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Eddie Redmayne starring in ‘Harry Potter’ spin-off, ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’

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This news isn’t for me, folks. I’m just imagining there’s some portion of our non-existent fanbase that may find this relevant. Cause me? Didn’t read the book, may not see the movie.

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Bethesda teasing new ‘Fallout’ game, announcement TOMORROHGODYES.

OH GOD.

It’s happening. It’s finally, finally, finally happening.

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Cosplay: This Cable from ‘X-Men’ is techno-organically gorgeous

The Rock starring in ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ remake. Oh?

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I love Big Trouble in Little China. I love The Rock? But I don’t know if I love this.

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Monday Morning Commute: Big Boys Don’t Fly

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They soar! Fuck limitations, man. Kick the hinges off the Impossible Door, and run into the Halls of Improbability dropping stone-cold stunners and rock bottoms! This is Monday Morning Commute. And together we shall brave the perpetual irradiation that is Life, uniting in some sort of Existential Voltron. Or! Or at the very least. With fingers with nails with caked-on Dominos pizza crust, we shall what we’re up to this week.

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White! Walker! Mastodon was fighting wights in ‘Game of Thrones’ last night

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but I dig the fuck out of this.

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