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Watch: World of Warcraft’s Westfall recreated in Unreal Engine 4
Nostalgia. Nostalgia all over the screen. Gorgeous nostalgia.
Martin Freeman teases he is playing Everett K. Ross in ‘Captain America: Civil War’
Aiight. Marvel Fanboy reporting Deep Shame. I have no idea who the fuck Everett K. Ross is, so I have no idea if Martin Freeman is actively teasing that he is portraying the character. Community? Help?
‘Back to The Future’ Trilogy returning to theaters in October for 30th Anniversary
One of my biggest Big Brother Troll Jobs is continuously ragging on the BTTF trilogy in front of Rendar. ‘Cause brotherhood. But I actually genuinely love the first two flicks, and thusly I’m quite stoked to see them in the theater.
Kumail Nanjiani has a guest starring role on ‘X-Files’ reboot
You know. Like, two weeks ago I wouldn’t have cared about Kumail Nanjiani guest starring in the X-Files reboot. Or more accurately, I wouldn’t have known the dude. But a week of binging Silicon Valley later, I’m excited.
Monday Morning Commute: self-appointed (meta)physical limitations
Roberta knew falling in love with Clauius, the thick-poled Cyborg was a mistake. He could see Infinity, perceive The All. His pistons would (practically) never age. His psyche could only expand. But still. Those eyes. That class. And don’t get me wrong. Clauius knew that falling in love with Roberta was a gamble only a foolish Flesh-Sack would make. She would age. Certainly, he was not immune to Entropy. But by the Circuitry Above, he could practically watch her decay happen in real-time. And when he sped up his relativistic perceptions, he did. But those eyes. And that brain. And so fell they love. Her programming and his programming (programmed by her programming) too much to overcome. For a moment, they will Find a Way. And for a moment we all Find a Way. There be romance, and mundanity, and hurt, and humping, and a cadre of other experiences. Most of them banal, some of them transcendent.
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Yuri Milner spending $100 Million to look for Aliens
I don’t know who Yuri Milner is, but he’s a fucking sucker. We all know that Aliens are Real. We also all know that The Illuminati-Bilderberg-Globalist Agenda will never allow for Disclosure. But good luck spending that money, Comrade.
