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‘Star Wars: Rogue one’ has cast Jiang Wen

Rogue One.

Here’s a new dollop of slop pseudo-news from the bucket of Star Wars banality that I eat from constantly.

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Marvel announces ‘Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur’ by Reeder, Montclare and artist Bustos

The Odd Couple.

What an odd fucking title. And man, am I ever stoked for odd, out of the normal titles from the Big Two. The announcement caught by eyes because of the presence of Amy Reeder, whom I totally love on Rocket Girl.

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‘LEGO Batman’ movie casts Zach Galifianakis as The Joker

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Zach Galifianakis? As the Joker? Sure! I don’t really have a problem with it. LEGO Batman (by virtue of the original LEGO movie) is going to have such a whacky tone that this seems perfectly fine.

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First Look: Black Panther on the set of ‘Captain America: Civil War’

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This shit hit yesterday when I was marooned, away from my computer. Then I got home from a rock show at 1 am and was like “I need sleep.” But here they are now! Let’s chat about these set-photos of the Black Panther!

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‘The Hateful Eight’ Teaser Trailer: Got Room For One More?

Capcom announces ‘Resident Evil 2’ remake is officially happening

Resident Evil 2.

Man. Remember when the beloved Japanese gaming companies from the halcyon days of gaming’s youth made wonderful titles? And didn’t just alternate between remaking those vaunted games, and pumping out crappy new installments in the franchises? I mean, I guess a part of me is excited that Capcom is remaking Resident Evil 2. But a better chunk of my psyche is wishing they weren’t so fucking adrift that they could pull off an excellent Resident Evil 7.

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New ‘The Force Awakens’ Images: Kylo Ren, Rey, Finn, Phasma, and more

Zac Efron joining Dwayne Johnson for ‘Baywatch’ movie, which will be Rated R comedy.

Zac Efron.

Listen. I know this probably makes me a sucker. I know! But I’m totally interested in some Hard-R, weird, meta-riff on Baywatch starring Zac Efron and The Rock. I just am! At the very least, it’s going to be an absurd slab of beefcake on the screen for SAM-OMEGA (and me) to enjoy. She’ll (we’ll) be there for that.

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Watch: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ x ‘Adventure Time’ = ‘MADVENTURE TIME’

‘X-Files’ revival sees return of Agent Monica Reyes (Annabeth Gish)

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Mulder! Scully! The Lone Gunmen! Agent Reyes! Everybody is returning for the X-Files revival.

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