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Space Swoon: Ceres’ Lonely Mountain stands alone
Check out this lonely mountain. NASA’s Dawn space-craft sniped a lovely picture of it, just chilling in the southern hemisphere of the dwarf planet Ceres. Beckoning to us across space and time. To travel to it, to scale the peaks, to meet the space-elves that run their futuro-city from the top of the summit. Right?
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J.J. Abrams: Kylo Ren ain’t a Sith in ‘The Force Awakens’
I debated posting this, since it seems like it may be a spoiler. But I considered two things. First: if Mystery Box Abrams himself is revealing it, he doesn’t consider it too integral to his uh, mystery box. Second: pretty much every pop culture website that you’ve probably seen before stumbling over here has revealed this same thing: that Kylo Ren isn’t a Sith. I certainly wasn’t going to be the one to lead the charge, but I also ain’t going to save SpoilerCity by myself.
‘War of the Planet of the Apes’ casts Gabriel Chavarria as one of its leads
Serious question: who is Gabriel Chavarria? Even more serious question: do you realize how fucking profitable the Apes franchise is? I was talking with Eddie about this a couple of weeks ago. These movies have been fucking colossal amounts of money. And yet — do any of us really give a second thought to these films? Maybe I’m wrong, but I usually equate insane amounts of money made with at least some sort of lasting resonance. I’m an idealist, aren’t I? Anyways, yeah. Gabriel Chavarria. Lead in the next Apes flick.
Monday Morning Commute: hello space-satan? is the deal still on the table?
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, my friends. I’m going to spare you my usual Fusillade of Verbosity for the week. ‘Cause honestly I have a bit of a headache, and the SpiritsVapors are burning out in my synapses quicker than I anticipated. Don’t snort them, Caff. The GraveBits are tired. You will metabolize them too quickly. You know better! You know better. And I do. But when you’re tired, and you got a bit of the sludge-blood, what else can you do?
You can lay down.
‘Fear the Walking Dead’ is the most watched cable premiere. Ever.
By all accounts, Fear the Walking Dead‘s premiere was ass. But that doesn’t really mean anything, if the show continues to draw in such ratings. Me? I didn’t even realize it was premiering last night, nor did I care when I found out. How about you?
Léa Seydoux cast in ‘Gambit’ as the female lead
Léa Seydoux is going to be hanging out in the Gambit movie. Doing female lead things.
First Look: ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Stormtrooper helmets
Star Wars: Rogue One cast member Donnie Yen has fucked up. Dude Sir posted a picture from his Insta-Space with a glorious, Force-heavy quote. The picture accompanying his quote? Some Stormtrooper helmets. Pic since deleted, but it’s the Internet. And so they shall live Eternal.
