Art: R2-D2 schematics. Build your own! If you can read the instructions.

Build Your R2-D2

Come on down to CaffPow’s Hyper-Station. We got your fucking RD-D2 parts! We got your fucking RD-D2 schematics! How much it cost? How much you got? A good deal going. You wipe the organic matter off the parts (the previous owners shed the mortal coil — a bit less than delicately), and give me your best offer. Don’t tell the authorities where you found the parts, don’t tell me you have moral qualms, and let’s make a deal.