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Amber Heard is cast in ‘Justice League’ and ‘Aquaman’ as Hera. God is Good.
Amber Heard has been cast into the DCU? I was going to see the movies anyways because I’m a loser fanboy but gosh — this gets the old fanboy loins a boiling.
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‘Parks & Rec’ creator returning to NBC with show starring Kristen Bell
Oh man. Back in the Veronica Mars days, I had a most massive of crushes on Kristen Bell. And I loved the shit out of Parks & Rec. So the two of them joining forces for a new show on NBC? That’s enough for me to actually turn on that channel.
Danny Trejo creates himself in ‘Fallout 4’, continues being tremendous
After he attended a taping of Lucha Underground, I didn’t think that Danny Trejo could be any cooler. Keeping in line with most moments in my life, I was completely wrong.
Darren Aronofsky’s next movie stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem
I was pretty goddamn high on Darren Aronofsky for a hot minute. Then he did Noah, after toiling away on it forever. And I was like “eh” and I was like “no thanks” and my brain was like “I guess I’m going to forget you for a bit” before it did just that. But now the director is gearing up for a new project, and I’m beginning to recall how much I fuck with his pre-Noah filmography.
George Miller says he is done directing ‘Mad Max’ movies
George Miller, the dude who blew everyone’s tit hairs off with Fury Road last year, is done playing in his sand covered-post-apocalyptic playground.
Norway: High school students can take eSports instead of gym class
Man, I could have used this development while I was in high school. Now granted, the reason I hated gym in high school was because all I did was play video games. Crush Dew. Eat Wendy’s every day. But man. Being fat and having to huff around the field like a despicable, rolling meat-market would have been jettisoned so quickly for an hour of Quake III: Arena for credit if I had been given the chance.
The Russo Bros want to direct ‘Black Widow’ solo movie
The Russo Brothers are currently my favorite thang rocking creatively around the Marvel Studios Monstrosity. They brought me Winter Soldier, they’re bringing me Civil War and Infinity Gauntlet, and they want to bring me a Black Widow movie. Make it so, chaps. Make it so.
‘Star Wars’ spin-off has shortlist of actors to play Young Han Solo
The impossible task of filling the shoes of a Young Han Solo is coming to an end. Or, at least, they’re going to cast Young Han Solo. I don’t know if the actor will be able to fill the shoes. Like I said, impossible.
Monday Morning Commute: Deus Ex Slopculture
It’s another edition of Monday Morning Commute, folks. Borne up out of the primordial sludge that are my synapses. Rotted neuro-wires shooting electricity aimlessly across the hollowed-dome of my brain-piece. My poor taste strained through the rotting diaper filled with the refuse of a consumed Elder One’s husk.
Officially Official: Ryan Coogler directing ‘Black Panther’
Man. I’ve written this post like three times. Ryan Coogler directing Black Panther. Only to have it contradicted a couple hours later, “oh no it’s not official, but it’s going to happen probably” — and then, silence. But tonight? Tonight! It’s official. So help me God.
