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Marvel reveals new ‘Thunderbolts’ comic, starring Winter Soldier as leader
Bucky Barnes is my Captain America!, man. But until he can fulfill that role in the movies (I’m. Waiting.), I imagine I will have to be happy to accept him as the Winter Soldier in the comics too. Speaking of Barnes in comics, it appears that he’s going to be leading a new iteration of Thunderbolts.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Rumor: Movie to feature the villain,”Ego The Living Planet”
Man. Only after the bonkers, completely unhinged pop culture psyche development over the past ten or so years has it become possible to type “Ego the Living Planet” in conjunction with the sequel to a movie that has made hundreds of millions of dollars. But yup, that’s where we’re at. Apparently the sequel to GotG will feature this baddie. Whom I know almost nothing about.
‘Dragon Age’ and ‘Knights of the Old Republic’ lead writer leaving BioWare
The lead writer behind both Dragon Age: Inquisition and Knights of the Old Republic is leaving BioWare after 17+ years with the company.
Weekend Open Bar: The New Scum’s Old Haunts
The Weekend Open Bar. The old haunt of the Omegaverse’s New Scum. Where every weekend we can pry off our masks, slip off our gloves, and commune for a couple of days. We gather, away from the back-breaking SpiceMines, the porcelain shit thrones that must be shined, from the glue factory and the Dagobah Diners. We gather here.
‘Keanu’ Red Band Trailer: Key & Peele gotta save the Cutest Kitten
Well, this movie looks perfectly preposterous in potentially the right way, given the minds behind it. Consider me sold, sir! I will take one ticket to this film’s showing.
‘Doctor Strange’ casts Benedict Wong (‘The Martian’) as the Sorcerer’s Sidekick
Dr. Strange in Doctor Strange has got his Strange Sidekick. The role of Wong will be played by Benedict Wong, who many have seen Bringing Matt Damon’s Ass Home in last fall’s The Martian.
Uh: Microsoft sold just *99* Xbox Ones in Japan last week
We’ve always known that Microsoft *cannot* fucking move Xboxes in Japan. But have we really appreciated how fucking dire the situation is, really? I mean, I certainly didn’t.
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Rumor: Cate Blanchett playing the villain Hela
Cate Blanchett ain’t even been confirmed for Thor: Ragnarok. But that hasn’t stopped us, the Internet Collective, from learning her role. Potentially.
Netflix producing ‘Orphan Black’ writer’s time-travel movie
Orphan Black! Oh yeah! I completely forgot to watch the third season. ‘Cause I suck. But this lovely news that one of its writers, Tony Elliott, is creating a time-travel movie for Netflix has reminded me.












