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‘Mr. Robot’ casts Joey Bada$$ as a friend of Elliot’s for Season 2
Uhhh. Remember a couple of posts ago when I said that sometimes people in the arts just straight-up earn your trust? They make seemingly insane decisions make sense. Or if not make sense, at least you’re willing to buy-in? This is another case. I mean, Joey Bada$$? In Mr. Robot? Uh, okay. I trust you, Sam Esmail.
’23 Jump Street’ *will* be a ‘Men In Black’ crossover, with James Bobin directing
Hard to really knock the absurdity of a 21 Jump Street x Men In Black crossover, given that the movie franchise has been predicated on self-awareness and absurdity. So I’m down for the attempt, let’s see if they can pull it off.
Rumor: Sylvester Stallone is appearing in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’
Man. I don’t want to get too hype about this rumor-murmuring-speculation. But Rocky being in Guardians 2 would be fucking awesome.
‘Daredevil’ Season 2 Promo Pic: Murdock Is Lent An Unsolicited Hand
Get it? Cause motherfucker is fighting The Hand! But he didn’t ask to fight The Hand! So they’re unsolicited! Rock and roll! Puns for days! Punch your Mom and kiss your high school crush! Let’s go bonkers celebrating the approach of the Man Without Eyesight’s second season.
Marvel is giving Han Solo his own comic mini-series
Who the fuck doesn’t want to read a Han Solo mini-series? Like, in the abstract. I’m not asking who is going to buy this mini-series, but rather, who hears this news and is like “Oh, Jesus Christ, no!”? Bastards. That’s who.
Report: Marvel’s ‘Iron Fist’ is auditioning actors to play Shang-Chi
Iron Fist! Luke Cage! Shang-Chi! Iron Fist. The bold term means I’m signalling the show, the bolded term after the names means I’m indicating apparently all these characters will be on the show! Names! Bolded terms.
‘Paper Mario: Color Splash’ Trailer: Coming to Nintendo’s Wii U this year
Paper Mario game? Sort of dope. Sort of neat. Working against it in my eyes? It’s NOT MY GODDAMN ZELDA GAME I WAS PROMISED. #InfinitelyEntitled But seriously, it looks pretty dope.












