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‘No Man’s Sky’ has been delayed; should we be worried?

No Man's Sky.

No Man’s Sky is seemingly suffering a quiet delay. This comes amid reports that while beautiful, and exploratory, some are concerned that it pushes the idea of what constitutes a “game” as generally conceived. For me? I don’t need no narrative, I don’t need no driving force, I just want to relax and fly around space. But I’m wondering if the general murmurings are getting to Hello Games.

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Report: Xbox One Slim Model coming this year; More Powerful Xbox One dropping in 2017

Xbox Media Briefing

Welcome, friends, to the Iteration Generation of gaming consoles.

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‘Wonder Woman’ is first $100 Million movie to be directed by a woman

Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman is a milestone movie, as it marks the first flick of any kind to run $100 million and have a female director.

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Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (5.25.2016) – All Hail The Hype Event!

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It’s Wednesday. Which means its time for another installment of Buy These Flippin’ Comics. Look at this shit, two weeks in a row. Buckle up. I’m about to blow hard my blow hole about some comic news that blows, and also some about comic books that will hopefully blow me away.

I hope you’ll join me in the comments section, recommending your own picks for the week, supplementing my poor taste, taking it easy on my rot-skulled opinions.

Don’t know what’s dropping? Check out this week’s releases here.

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Report: ‘True Detective’ is Dead

True Detective.

Time is a flat circle.Nic Pizzolatto ain’t great. And True Detective is dead. This is fine with me.

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Carrie-Anne Moss joining ‘Iron Fist’, reprising her ‘Jessica Jones’ role

Carrie-Anne Moss

I haven’t watched all of Jessica Jones. I know Carrie-Anne Moss is in it, though. I also know Carrie-Anne Moss is in the second season of Daredevil, cause I did watch that shit. Now Moss is joining Iron Fist, becoming another integral thread weaving together all of the Netflix-Marvel-Verse.

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Watch: Ten Years of Gabe Newell talking about ‘Half-Life 3’, teasing us ruthlessly

Today marks ten fucking years since Half Life 2: Episode 3 was announced. Celebrate this death march with a compilation of Gabe Newell talking about the game for the past decade. God dammit.

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‘Uncharted 4’ has sold more than 2.7 million copies. In two weeks.

Uncharted 4

I’m about ten chapters into Uncharted 4. So far I enjoy it, but I couldn’t help but think today: this is a very fun, but unnecessary coda to the series. Then I couldn’t help but think the reason the title exists is because Sony was like, yo, we need a system-pusher. With the game finally released, and selling like hot cakes, it seems that system-pusher has arrived.

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Nolan’s ‘Dunkirk’ gets Plot Synopsis and Set Photos

Christopher Nolan.

Want the plot synopsis for Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk? Here we go! Want set photos? Here we go!

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Hackers stole $12.7 million in just two hours from Japanese ATMs

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Hack the planet! Or at least the ATM machines. Good grief, that’s a lot of money to gank in such a short amount of time. Or at least it is to me. You know, the headline screamed “this is a big deal” so like a sucker I nod my head. Mmm. Mmm. This is a big deal.

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