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‘Final Fantasy XV’ Will Have Online Co-Op; DLC Plans Revealed
The Good: Final Fantasy XV is going to feature some sort of online co-op. The Bad: Apparently some of the fucking DLC packs are going to be selling you playable characters. C’mon, man.
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Nintendo Revealing All The Details About The Switch In January
The Nintendo Switch reveal last week was, at best, a slickly produced bit of masturbatory vaporware. No console launch details such as price, games, launch date were provided. But! Apparently! Nintendo will be providing all the, you know, relevant information in January.
‘God Particle’ is actually ‘Cloverfield 3’
Oh man, I fuck with this. J.J. Abrams and his Mystery Box posse have revealed that God Particle is actually the third installment in the Cloverfield series. As someone who enjoyed 10 Cloverfield Lane as a small, quiet Twilight Zone-esque flick, I’m down for installments of this loosely-tethered anthology series.
Views From The Space-Ship: There Will Be Fruit Vomit
Thursday! Desktop Thursdays! High and mighty Desktop Thursdays! The weekly window into the Existential Walls of Banality! that configure my life! Come, come, come! Bask in my mundanity, my mendacity, my overall banality! Then! And only then! Please share looks into your own lives in the comments section!
‘Incredibles 2’ Release Moved Up To 2018; ‘Toy Story 4’ Delayed Until 2019
Pixar has swapped the release dates of two of its biggest sequels, Incredibles 2 and Toy Story 4. Perhaps notably, this is the third delay for the fourth Toy Story installment.
‘Mad Men’ Creator Matthew Weiner returning to TV with an Amazon series
The creator of Mad Men is returning to television, so long as we continue to use television as an antiquated signifier. Matthew Weiner has signed a deal with Amazon to bring an anthology series to the company’s streaming service.
Bryan Fuller Steps Down as ‘Star Trek Discovery’ Showrunner
I don’t know much about Bryan Fuller, other than he’s responsible for some critically acclaimed shows. I don’t know much about him stepping down as showrunner of Star Trek Discovery, but it strikes me as not-good development.
‘Doctor Strange’ TV Spot: Experience The Impossible
Here’s a new Doctor Strange TV spot. This one focuses on the mind-bending impossibility of the movie’s reality, which is a high-point of the movie according to reviews.
‘The Punisher’ coming to Netflix in 2017; Five Castings Announced
Netflix has officially announced it, folks. The Punisher is coming to their streaming service next year.
