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Dwayne Johnson & Henry Cavill Share Holiday Greetings From Black Adam and Superman
Someday, Black Adam and Superman are going to punch one another a lot. Which sounds fantastic. Until then, we’re going to have to sate our lust for the two of them onscreen together with a picture of the two beefcake actors playing the characters.
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‘Alien: Covenant’ Trailer: New Planet, Same Chest-Bursting Results
Here’s the Alien: Covenant trailer. A movie that seems to tenuously be connected to the movie Prometheus through the Magneto-Android, and is in every other right just an Alien flick. Which is a good thing for most people. Cause me? After seeing the trailer? I’m excited.
‘Alien: Covenant’ Teaser Trailer: It Hatches Tomorrow
Get it! Hatches!! Cause, Xenomorphs! Cause, the full trailer is dropping tomorrow! Get it? You do? And you fucking hate me for it? Fair!
Weekend Open Bar: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal(s)
Hey! Oh. Oh, hey! It’s Weekend Open Bar! Pray tell, are you being a dedicated consumer? Buying those you love their trinkets, both asked for and unasked? Are you wearied from long lines, or did you abstain from corporeal-shopping in lieu of the gilded pipes of the Amazonian forms of commerce? Hey — man. If the Titanic is going down (and oh, are sinking), we might as well raid the gift shop. Hey man — if the Titanic is going down, we might as well all congregate at the (open) bar!
That’s bleak, that’s burnt, that’s bluster. I’m actually quite content right now! It’s warm here in my cabin on the Space-Ship Omega. I don’t want nothing other than to spend the weekend with friends and loved ones. You folks, included!
A Star Is Going To Graze Our Solar System In A Million Years
Hey, in about a million years a star is going to graze our solar system. I hope whatever is existing on this Rotting Marble gets to appreciate how cool that is, given that we as a species have, what. Thirty years left, tops?
KFC’s Latest Tech Suggests Orders Based On Your Face
KFC has some new technology that is ready to suggests orders to you. Based on your face. Hey, makes sense. I’m always hungry for some Deep Fried Sadness and Flatulence-Caked Mashed Potatoes.
Views From The Space-Ship: It Looks Fine. You Look Fine. You Look Good.
It’s another installment of Desktop Thursdays! Here, on the Precipice of Christmas, and a variety of other under marketed holidays turned excuses for consumerism. Desktop Thursday! Where I show you my world(s). Honestly — sort of a slow week for this guy. That’s okay, that’s okay. I’m allowed, I’m allowed. So come, come friends. Leap beyond the jump and check out my existence. Then, if you’re so bold, if you’re so kind, if you’re so bold-kind, share your own world(s) in the comments section.
Watch: ‘Wolfenstein 3D’ Running On A Gameboy Color
Anders Granlund ain’t fucking around. Dude has gotten Wolfenstein 3D running on a Gameboy Color. Had to custom make the cartridge and everything.
‘Blade Runner 2049’ Director Denis Villeneuve In Talks To Lead ‘Dune’ Reboot
I’m a Denis Villeneuve fanboy. So I’m going to say I’m approximately 1000% behind him leading an attempt at a new Dune movie. That’s an approximate number, mind you.
New ‘Blade Runner 2049’ Photos Show Off Ford, Gosling, Cyberpunk Aesthetics
Entertainment Week has hit us off the tits with a collection of Blade Runner 2049 photos. And. I’m in, baby. I’m all in. I’ve been in. I’m still in. Can you feel me? In?
