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‘Han Solo’ Movie Close To Casting ‘Fleabag’ Star Phoebe Waller-Bridge In CG Role
The Han Solo movie is close to casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge in a CG role. Waller-Bridge starred in Fleabag, which is apparently an Amazon/BBC show. Didn’t know! The aforementioned star would be playing a CG role, not unlike K-2SO.
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Report: ‘The Batman’ Getting “Fresh Start” When New Director Is Chosen
Oh, The Batman. At one point you were the shining beacon of the DC cinematic universe. Now, now you’re just another project mired in turd-soaked controversy. The movie has gone from being written, directed, and starring Ben Affleck to starring the actor, but being being written and directed by one huge shrug.
Nicolas Winding Refn And Ed Brubaker Teaming Up For Neon Noir Series For Amazon
Nicolas Winding Refn and Ed Brubaker are teaming up for Too Old To Die Young for Amazon. A ten-episode glorious neon noir. We don’t deserve this team-up, but god dammit we’ll take it.
‘Bill Nye Saves The World’ Trailer: The Science Guy Returns April 21
Bill Nye is back on television with a new goal! An impossible, hyperbolic, though admirable goal. To save the world! Nye is at it, starting April 21.
Warren Ellis Producing ‘Castlevania’ Animated Series Coming To Netflix, Will Be “Super Violent”
I, for one, am completely down with the idea of a “super violent” Castlevania animated series. I mean, Warren fucking Ellis is producing it. How about you?
David Fincher Still Interested In Directing ‘World War Z’ Sequel
Paramount may have officially scrapped the sequel to World War Z‘s 2017 release date, but that hasn’t stopped David Fincher from wanting to direct the film. Nice!
Richard Hatch, The Original Apollo From ‘Battlestar’, Has Passed Away At 71
The original Battlestar Galactica‘s Apollo, Richard Hatch, has sloughed the mortal coil at the age of 71.
Boyega Shares ‘Pacific Rim: Uprising’ Photo Depicting His New Look
John Boyega dropped a new official image from Pacific Rim: Uprising today. It features the actor looking #broodingaf while proclaiming that he is Pentecost.
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures The Fiery Death Of A Star
This star, this star is definitely going out way cooler than I will. I mean, either I fall down the stairs, or blow a brain gasket from trying to grind out a constipated turd. This star, this star though. Awesome.
Monday Morning Commute: Doldrums City
Welcome to Doldrums City, comrades. Population: Me (at the very least). I’m sick. I’m tired. The Earth is melting, our government is run by lily livered cretins and monsters. Football is over. The sky is ash. I’m stick. I’m tired. All I want to do is sleep, masturbate wildly while screaming at the ceiling fan, and eat. Eat, and eat, and eat, and eat. Rinse. Repeat.
The columns must flow, though. The Commute must be Monday Morning’d. So here we are. So here we are.
This is MondayMorningCommute by way of TuesdayAfternoon.
Being MMC BYO TA, the task at hand is simple. I share what I’m looking forward to this week. What I’m hoping will rocket me out of Doldrums City, comrades. Then you share your own anticipatory happenings in the comments section.
