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‘Deadpool 2’ Script Getting Punched Up By Drew Goddard
Drew Goddard is a goddamn beefy writer. So, no, I’m not worried that he’s been brought in to punch up the Deadpool 2 script. I’m excited. Stoked. Stokexcited.
Next ‘Resident Evil 7’ DLC Will Star Chris Redfield
Chris Redfield is going to star in the next Resident Evil 7 DLC. I don’t know how! ‘Cause I didn’t read the specifics! Cause! I haven’t come close to beating the game yet. But! Nice! However, I did cross my eyes and cut and paste the explanation, so it lies within. You’re welcome.
‘BioShock’ Developer Irrational Games Now Rebranded As Ghost Story Games
Irrational Games and Ken Levine, whose last great game came in 2007 (#shotsfired), has announced that they’ve rebranded themselves as Ghost Story Games. Here’s hoping they churn out something less turd-soaked than BioShock Infinite. An occasionally fun, deeply pretentious, mess of a game.
Hayao Miyazaki Is Officially Out Of Retirement
Hayao Miyazaki is out of retirement. ‘Cause you can’t keep a talented auteur down, right? I mean. Like. Dude lives for this shit. As long as he lives, I imagine he’s going to be making films.
Neil Gaiman’s ‘American Gods’ Series Debuting April 30
American Gods is debuting April 30. Which would be intensely exciting, if I I had Starz. If…If only there was some other way to watch it. *Steve Brule Wink*
Official: Matt Reeves Is Directing ‘The Batman’
Matt Reeves’ on-again off-again relationship with The Batman is officially on. Again. But. Like. Who fucking cares at this point? (I know, I know. Lots of people. Just not me. Okay?)
Live-Action ‘Nightwing’ Movie Coming From ‘The Lego Batman’ Director
Warner Bros., sensing a talented man, is apparently locking down the director of Lego Batman for a live-action Nightwing movie.
Nintendo Switch Is Launching Without A Virtual Console
The Nintendo Switch is hitting without a Virtual Console. This doesn’t really bother me, rather it raises questions about how quickly the company is rushing the console out the door. Which also really doesn’t bother me, because I’m not getting it at launch.
