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Henry Cavill Joins ‘Mission: Impossible 6’
You wouldn’t know it from the dour, lame-as-dark-as-fuck Superman movies, but Henry Cavill is pretty goddamn charming. If you need proof, look no further than The Man From UNCLE. So while I’m a seemingly limitless DCU hater, I’m pretty excited that Cavill is joining M:I6.
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Sony Announces ‘Venom’ Movie Is Dropping Next Year
Sony’s announced that we got ourselves a Venom movie coming next year. I can’t really find the juice to get excited for it, but I hope it turns out to rock.
‘Aquaman’ Movie Pushed Back Two Months To Christmas 2018
Aquaman has been delayed. But, for once, it doesn’t seem the cause of a DC movie delay is gross incompetence or Development Hell. Rather, the movie is going to take the place of the delayed Avatar 2.
‘Suicide Squad 2’ Being Written By ‘Legend of Tarzan’ Writer. Oh, Warner Bros.
You, you can’t make this shit up. How do you follow-up a rotting, bleeding, bleating diarrhea monstro-dump? How can you possibly come close to matching how putrid it was? You enlist the services of the man who vomited up the Legend of Tarzan script.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’ Confirmed By James Gunn, Doesn’t Know If He’ll Direct
James Gunn. I completely understand you being exhausted with the blockbuster pop culture-fabricating Marvel movie machine. But now that you’ve taken us two-thirds of the way into the Guardians trilogy, just see her through. See her through.
‘American Gods’ Trailer: Either The World Is Crazy, Or You Are
This show looks fantastic. Though, I think it’s impossible for a trailer with Ian McShane in it to appear any other way.
‘The Batman’ Delayed Again As Script Is Completely Written
The Batman delayed. Again. Its rescript being rewritten. Again. This time from scratch. Who knows, maybe this Burn It Down And Start Fresh approach to the script is what is needed.
Chris Evans Ready To Be Done With Captain America After ‘Avengers: Infinity War’
Chris Evans is in the middle of a fucking year-long grind of a movie shoot for Avengers: Infinity War and its sequel. So, I don’t blame the guy for being ready to slough off the mantle of Cap, after fulfilling his contract with these two movies. He’s tired, I’m tired for him. And plus, I mean, it’s time for Bucky to wield the shield at least for a bit. Right? Right! Right?
‘Free Fire’ International Trailer #2: Now We’re Cookin’!
Here’s another trailer for the star-stacked, juicy-ass’d Free Fire. You know, director Ben Wheatley’s feature-length shootout flick. I, I can’t fucking wait for this jam.
‘The Matrix’ Being Rebooted By Warner. Bros
Warner Bros. is looking to get back into The Matrix. With a reboot/maybe not a reboot, potentially starring Michael B. Jordan.
