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‘It Comes At Night’ Trailer: Then I Am Doomed

Man, I didn’t really want to watch this new trailer for It Comes At Night. Why? Because I fucking *loved* the teaser, and I want to go in knowing as little as possible about the movie. But, well. I’ve watched it, and I love it.

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Marvel debuts teaser image for ‘Inhumans’ TV show, reminds you its still a property

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Maybe I’m just burnt out on comic book properties in general, definitely on TV, but I can’t imagine a Universe where I give a fuck about the Inhumans show.

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‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ for the Switch is faster seller in series history

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The ZeldaTablet got another killer app this week, in the form of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I really, really want to play that motherfucker with friends, and apparently a lot of other people do too.

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‘House of Cards’ Season 5 Trailer: Underwood is preferable at this point

Here’s a trailer for the fifth season of House of Cards. A show whose lead is a despicable human being, capable of anything, and yet still preferable to our current administration.

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‘Logan’ Black and White Edition coming to theaters May 16

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Starting May 16, a black and white edition of Logan is hitting theaters for a limited run. I don’t necessarily need to see this, still though, it’s a cool gesture.

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Maybe: Rey wears this outfit in ‘The Last Jedi’ revealed courtesy of ‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’

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Ah, *fuck* it, I’ll cover this. The last couple of days people have been stroking glands about this potential outfit for Rey in The Last Jedi. The reveal, maybe reveal, comes courtesy of Star Wars: Battlefront II pre-order promotional materials.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Shred The Gnarl

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If I’m being honest, I don’t do Desktop Thursdays on the weekly because some weeks, you know. Some weeks I just haven’t accumulated enough artifacts of my life to make it worth sharing with you. But! This week, I have returned. So let’s Dance the Dance. I’m going to drop on you a glimpse or so into my world(s) – virtual, physical, existential. Following that, I hope you’ll share glimpses into your own!

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Nintendo has sold 2.7 million Switch Consoles, imagine if they actually stocked it?

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Nintendo has sold a good amount of Switch consoles. 2.7 million, in fact. Can you imagine how many they’d sell if they actually *fucking* stocked the console?

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David Fincher officially directing ‘World War Z’ sequel

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Man, I was already excited for the World War Z sequel. Now, like, I’m really excited for it.

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‘Call of Duty: WWII’ Trailer: Back To The Future On November 3rd

New Call of Duty trailer. I’ll buy it. I buy all these games. Well, truthfully, I’ve never played a Call of Duty placed during World War II. Hopped on with Modern Warfare. So, this return to its origins is going to be particularly fresh for me.

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