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Japanese ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ poster kicks ass, defies universal laws about movie posters
What the fuck, Japanese Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. Haven’t you heard the fucking rules about movie posters? They’re supposed to suck diarrhea through a turd straw.
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‘Deadpool 2’ News: Josh Brolin’s Cable looks jacked, armed, and covered in pouches in first official photos
Today, Josh Brolin as Cable in Deadpool 2 is my everything. Hit the jump for another look.
‘Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds’ arriving November 7 so clear your damn schedule
We officially have a date for that delicious ass Horizon: Zero Dawn DLC. November 7. The title is, arguably, one of my favorite titles of the past five or so years. So goddamn, I say yes!, I say yes! to more content.
Netflix acquires Mark Millar’s ‘Millarworld’, home of ‘Kingsman’ and ‘Kick-Ass’, becoming your #1 stop for derivative titles
I have a love-hate relationship with Mark Millar. In that I hate his derivative, shock-jock ass, but I enjoyed the Kingsman. He used to be a prime target here on OL, but I’ve sort of just decided to forget about him. But here he is! Like all lost loves-hates, bubbling back up. The author’s “Millarworld” has been acquired by Netflix, who will being producing content based on his titles.
More ‘Titanfall’ games are coming despite sluggish sales, which is good ’cause the second ruled
Titanfall 2‘s campaign was an enjoyable, tight, well-crafted affair. Not many of you slugs know that, because relatively speaking, not many of you slugs purchased the title. No worry, though! You’ll have time to fucking repent (or not, listen, there’s a million games out there) when the next installment drops.
‘The Flash: Flashpoint’ movie will feature Wonder Woman because all DCU things will now
Wonder Woman is going to be the new Batman of the DCU, it looks like. Not in the sense that she’s going to be hysterically brooding, miserable, and in need of therapy. No, no. Rather, she’s going to be turning up all in their properties. Since, you know. She’s the only good thing about their cinematic universe, so far.
Ralph Macchio starring in ‘Karate Kid’ TV sequel called ‘Cobra Kai’, remember what is pop culture may never die
Ralph Macchio is starring in a Karate Kid sequel for YouTube Red. This is a sentence that even ten years ago would have been unfathomable. But, here we are, in the future. Reality star for president, YouTube shows, and Karate Kid resurrection.
‘Mr. Robot’ Season 3 Teaser Trailer: Democracy Is Coming To The USA
You know, I fucking hated the second season of Mr. Robot. I found it to be equal parts plodding, self-indulgent, and pretentious. Yet, I’m going to level with you. This trailer has me excited for the show’s third season. It’s me, the eternal optimist-sucker.
DC’s ‘Shazam!’ movie is going to be “fun” and “lighthearted”, so okay cool welcome to the Marvel Studios Method
Listen, I really enjoyed Wonder Woman, and I’m glad it is making shit loads of money. However, and c’mon let’s not kid ourselves, it’s sort of just a Marvel Studios movie. So, I’m glad that DC finally seems to get it with the aforementioned movie, and seemingly with Shazam!. But, like DCU stans, it’s time to admit it. After years of puffing your chest and pretending the DCU was cool because it was “gritty” and “realistic”, if you’re going to like the DCU going forward, you’re going to have to admit something. Marvel Studios won, tonally.
Weekend Open Bar: Electric Paradise
Clap your hands, say Weekend Open Bar!
Clap with me, rhythmically at first! Ignore, ignore your eyes rolling into the back of your head!
Clap your hands, say Weekend Open Bar!
Clap with me, now with a bit of horror, a pinch of fear! Ignore, ignore your mind being severed from your body!
For! My friends! To the Omniverse!
