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Michelle Williams has joined Tom Hardy in that ‘Venom’ movie that is still happening
Snark aside, I’m pretty excited for the Venom flick. Terms like “Cronenberg” and “Body Horror” have been bandied about, and, fuck, Tom Hardy. With Michelle Williams joining the cast, my quietly simmering excitement continues to build.
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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Trailer: Meet Dutch And His Gang (Again)
New trailer for Red Dead Redemption 2, folks. It does two things for me. It gets me amped as fuck for the game, and it reminds me I should play the first.
‘Annihilation’ Trailer: I Need To Know What’s Inside (Alex Garland’s Next Movie)
First official trailer for the next Alex Garland movie, Annihilation, has dropped. The flick is based off of the Jeff VanderMeer book of the same name, which I have not read. So, the trailer seems pretty dope, but, and I’m happy about this, I really have no idea what the fuck is going on.
‘The Flash’ movie gets new script, by, uh, the dude who wrote ‘King Arthur’
The Flash continues to tumble along in development hell, in case you forgot the movie even existed. However, perhaps its stay in hell is coming to an end, as the movie has picked up a new script. Nice! By the writer of King Arthur.Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
‘Game of Thrones’ final season’s budget is $15 million per episode. That’s a lot of blue dragon flames, dude
Game of Thrones‘ final season budget is fucking staggering, dude. HBO is going to be barfing up $15 million per episode to send their flagship series off.
Quentin Tarantino would totally make a ‘Star Trek’ movie, he says. But, like, I ain’t falling for it
Quentin Tarantino is at it again, folks. Flapping them gums. This time, the director is saying he would direct a Star Trek movie.
‘It’ sequel gets official release date, dropping September 6, 2019
It, a mediocre at best movie that bamboozled people through nostalgia, love for Stephen King, and surfing the Stranger Things zeitgeist, has an official date for its sequel.
Monday Morning Commute: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
It’s been four weeks, but goddamn, I’m back. Computer, uh, healed. Its technological malfunctions sated by the astralGeniuses and of course the corporealCurrencies paid forth to said astralGeniuses. I, I can’t complain about the corporealCurrencies spent or the fact that the astralGeniuses really didn’t live up to their name. ‘Cause finally I have a fucking computer again. The Engines of Depravity that power the Space-Ship Omega and this Garbage Lord are whirring up to full strength, and we’re just going to fucking resume operations.
I’ve missed you fucks.
This is Monday Morning Commute. The weekly wank-off over the arts&farts that are serving to propel us through a given week. You know, the shit we’re looking forward to, enjoying, anticipating, worshipping, that serve as a balm on the existential burns of existence.
Lindelof teases start of ‘Watchmen’ HBO series production. I’m both scared and aroused.
If Lindelof’s Watchmen series was directly following LOST, I would be worried as fuck. However, most of the people I’ve talked to said his work on The Leftovers fucking rocked. So, this guy? He’s going to be cautiously optimistic.
Linda Hamilton is returning to the ‘Terminator’ franchise, cause why the fuck not at this point
Hard to really bag on the news that Linda Hamilton is returning, right? I mean, every old as fuck person in Hollywood is returning to their either dormant or dead-as-fuck franchise at this point. As well, who knows. The Terminator flicks really don’t have anything to lose at this point.
