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‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Trailer: Miles Morales gets stylish in a world of Spider-Folk
Wasn’t expecting this fucking trailer today, but I’ll take it. Miles Morales takes centerstage in a trailer for an adaptation of the Spider-Verse storyline where a gaggle of Spider-Folk collide. Written by Lord and Miles, and stylish as fuck, I’m ready.
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‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Trailer: Well, at least it has Jeff Goldblum
Here’s a trailer for the stupid follow to the stupid movie, Jurassic World. It is equal parts, lame, banal, and forced, but at least it has Jeff Goldblum.
‘Soulcalibur VI’ Trailer: The franchise returns next year on PC and Consoles
Man, fucking Soulcalibur. This announcement takes me the fuck back. However, if I’m being honest, I remember it most for how the cleavage got my adolescent groin sloppy. But, I also vaguely recall a fun fighting game.
Weekend Open Bar: Some of that old school buddy cop action, dude
What’s up, fellow denizens of the Space-Ship Omega? How are you doing? I’m aiight, kicking it. I’m aiight, sluggishly tumbling headfirst into the final weekend of the semester. Tumbling, tumbling, tumbling. Skull-meat’s synapses barely firing, as my thickened blood fails to pump all that well.
But, I’m blessed enough to have the weekend off.
Rumor: Jon Hamm wants to be The Batman. This makes too much sense to actually fucking happen, huh?
Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Reportedly. But, still. Let’s marinate in those wanky fanboy juices for a second, and say it again. Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Oh god, my nips get hard just contemplating it. Thus, it probably ain’t going to come to pass. Huh?
‘In the Valley of the Gods’ Trailer: ‘Firewatch’ devs go to Egypt for their next adventure
Firewatch is an objectively awesome game. Campo Santo is an objectively awesome developer. So, I’m pretty excited for the follow up to the former by the latter. How is that for a fucking convoluted sequence of sentences? Eh!?
Quentin Tarantino ‘Star Trek’ movie will be R-Rated, penned by ‘The Revenant’ writer. This is wonderful madness.
I love all of this so much. Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek movie is going to be Rated R, and penned by the dude who wrote The Revenant. It’s so fucking weird that I can’t help but get excited.
Views From The Space-Ship: The Oasis From The Stasis
It’s Desktop Thursday, my dudes! The blog installment where I puke up some putrid portrayals of my tangible and intangible existence. Additionally, it’s the weekly invitation, nay, challenge to show me your world! Splay your existence across the comments section. Write large your own banality, buffoonery, benevolence! ‘Cause community is all we got in this hardened, coarsened, spiraling madness of a world. Let this community, this commune, this gathering aboard the Space-Ship Omega be your oasis from the stasis that is modernity.
‘Aquaman’ First Look: Jason Momoa looking brooding, beefy as hell as Arthur Curry
There’s no real reason to dawdle, filling this post with words. We’re all here for the same thing, even if we don’t admit it to ourselves. Jason Momoa looking beefy as fuck as Arthur Curry.
Hit the jump for the full thing, because EW is garbage and watermarks their pics.
‘Far Cry 5’ has been delayed a month, now dropping March 27, 2018
Far Cry 5 got that DelaySickness, dudes. Now dropping March 27, 2018. Half of me is pretty fucking cheesed that I’m going to have to wait an entire extra month to hunt an Alt-Right herb militia. The other half of me is pleased that Ubisoft is letting the team take their time on the title.
