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‘Atlanta’ Season 2 Trailer: Robbin Season Is Here
The first trailer for Atlanta‘s second season! Fuck yeah, dudes.
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Weekend Open Bar: Paper Boi, Paper Boi, All About That Paper, Boy
It’s the Weekend! It’s the Weekend Open Bar!
Spend time with me this weekend!
I’m hammering out this opening salvo quickly, because, I must confess, I gotta scrub my ass. Birthday dinner is waiting! Stuff guts with Mexican food! Then, tonight, Wrestle Kingdom with Bateman is waiting! Stuff guts with pizza, with sugar, with glory, and with glee. But, friends. Don’t think I’m neglecting you! This very hammering out, this very textual blitzkrieg is evidence I care about you!
‘Atlanta’ season 2 is dropping March 1. I cannot fucking wait, dudes
Atlanta is some of my favorite television of the past few years, and I can’t wait to get more. I’m a bit lucky though, because the wait for season 2 hasn’t been long for me, since I, uh. I slept on the first one for so long. But, good news! For everyone! The second season is dropping on March 1.
‘Captain Marvel’ has cast ‘She’s Gotta Have It’ star DeWanda Wise in co-lead role
I’m not familiar with DeWanda Wise’s work. However (signal phrase), I have heard that She’s Gotta Have It is good. Not only that (signal phrase), but goddamn do I trust Marvel’s casting decisions. So (signal phrase), this is cool!
Nintendo Switch has become the fastest selling console* ever in the United States
Man, Switch ain’t fucking around. According to the TabulatorWizards over at Nintendo, it’s the fastest selling console* ever in the United States. This news is pretty impressive on multiple fronts. First, the sales are impressive. Second, that they’ve bamboozled so many people into thinking a handheld with an HDMI port is a console is impressive.
Views From The Space-Ship: Otherwise Known As Hoth
Desktop Thursdays! Coming to you live from Hoth, or at least a place within the Empire proper that feels like it. Been a brutal week of weather here in Massachusetts. A collection of days reaching subzero temperatures, punctuated today by a good old fashion blizzard. But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow with the windchill we are going to be hitting -20. The most fucked up part? I dig this shit. Dig. It. So does the Lucy the Snowbeast, and so I imagine it’s only a matter of time before the two of us go romping and stomping around the neighborhood.
Anyways! Again! This is Desktop Thursdays. Wherein I give you little voyeurs a glimpse into my life. Real world, virtual world, textual. Then, by god, by the Gods, you share your own in the comments.
Without further ado!
Warner Bros. names new Head of DC Films. New meat for the grinder, folks
There’s yet another head of DC Films, my dudes. It’s the same guy who oversaw the production of hits It and The Conjuring, whatever the fuck that means to you. But. Hey dude, welcome aboard. You really can’t do any worse than your predecessors.
‘Bond’ producer says next James Bond could be “female or black”, so like. Can we just get Idris Elba, finally?
Let Daniel Craig quietly fart out one last Bond movie. Then, can we please, get a Bond movie directed by Nolan and starring Idris Elba? Please?
‘True Detective’ Season 3 casts Stephen Dorff as Mahershala Ali’s partner. So odd, I fucking love it
Man, True Detective is really getting a third season, huh? And at this point, what the fuck is there to lose? Plus, at the very least, they’re making some interesting moves. I mean, Stephen Dorff alongside Mahershala Ali? I can dig it.
Rumor: Apple is thinking about buying Netflix, cause Disney or something, right?
Apple can’t just sit around and let Disney buy up our culture! Hell to the fuck to the no! So, what’s an equally aspiring monolith to do in the face of Disney’s Fox acquisition? It’s simple, friends. Buy Netflix.
