If I’m being honest, I’ve been staring at this fucking blank text box for about a half-an-hour. Intermittently, I’ll hop on tumblr, stare at some asses, and pop back. Waiting, you see, for something to say. But, I don’t have anything! Not today. No friends, no way. I suppose I could prattle on about how I’m happy it’s the Weekend. So fucking happy, too.

So fucking happy, too, despite the fact that it was a short workweek. However, I think this happiness stems from the fact that I genuinely despise my job these days. Not the teaching part. That’s fucking fantastic. Rather, the other miscellany I must put myself through to pay the bills, because the life of an adjunct is tenuous at best. I don’t know! I don’t, seriously. I exist in a weird liminal state these days. I’m between teaching in the Spring, and teaching my summer class. As well, I’m between the Spring semester I just taught, and figuring out what I’m going to do next Spring.

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Legion has been granted a third season, motherfuckers! Which reminds me, I really need to finish watching the first, and catch-up on the second. I know, I am dirty brown water trash.

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It’s another Desktop Thursdays! I know it’s a week late! And yet, I’m actually posting it two weeks in a row. That’s gotta count for something, right? None the less, whether you agree, or disagree with my rationalization, I hope you’ll check out some views from my universes. Then, share your own in the comments section!

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This is one way for Microsoft to get around the fact that their Triple A exclusive franchises are almost completely non-existent. Milk one of the two remaining ones you have to absolute fucking death.

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Fornite is coming to Switch, folks. That is if you believe a recent leak. And why shouldn’t we, right? The game is a veritable printing press for money.

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Man, I really hope Ubisoft ain’t dropping another AssCreed this year. First off, the series benefited significantly from taking a year off before Origins dropped. To get back on the annual train seems foolish. Who knows, maybe it ain’t dropping this year. Second off, I want Watch Dogs 3, badly. And I can’t imagine AssCreed and Watch Dogs 3 dropping the same autumn. Again, who knows, maybe AssCreed will be revealed to be dropping in 2019.

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Do you know what is the absolute point of reference for deciding if something is *fast*, friends? If it’s as fast as an eagle dive bombing freedom-hating cretins. That’s, uh, the takeaway from this playthrough.

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Here’s the teaser trailer for Fallout 76, and a bit more corroborated speculation pertaining to its gameplay. According to multiple sources, it’s going to be an online survival RPG. Which, I’ll admit, is more enticing to me than a fucking Overwatch clone as rumored.

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If pain is part of the path, I’m fucking crushin’ it, my dudes! I’m a real fucking pathfinder! Just dinging into things, physically, emotionally, and existentially! Bumping my shins, cursing loudly! But, I’m also doing deec as the kids say. Said! Probably said a long time ago. And, I’m here with you, my VirtuaFriends.

Spending some time in Monday Morning Commute! Showing you what I’m looking forward to this week! What I’m interested in. What I’m enjoying.

I hope you’ll share your own happenings and hype-beasts in the comments!

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Jamie Foxx? The Spawn movie? Yeah, I don’t know. It’s such an odd combination that I don’t feel comfortable prognosticating! For once, I know. Mark time. Mark date.

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