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Official ‘Aquaman’ Poster: Just a brah and his aquatic crew
Not gonna lie, dudes. I’m considerably worried about Aquaman, given that we haven’t seen a single fucking clip from the movie yet. And, oh yeah, it drops in like five months. I know its presence at the upcoming SDCC is the automatic retort. But, come on. You’re not a little worried?
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Report: Harley Quinn’s ‘Birds of Prey’ movie will also feature Cassandra Cain, Black Canary, Huntress, and Renee Montoya
Not gonna lie, I don’t know fucking anything about Birds of Prey. However, I hope this is fantastic news for those of you down with the title.
Danai Gurira up for ‘Star Trek 4’ key role and we’re all the fucking better for it
Fuck yeah, Danai Gurira in Star Trek 4. Honestly, fuck yeah to Danai Gurira in anything.
Joss Whedon making a new sci-fi series for HBO so be stoked if that dude is still your speed
I’ve always sort of been agnostic about Joss Whedon, if I’m being honest. Outside of the Avengers, I’ve only had a glancing relationship with his works. So, I’m not the right person to take the temperature of the room when it comes to the guy. That said, I don’t really give a shit about this news. How about you?
‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 Teaser: Back At It, At the Food Court
Stranger Things season 3, the follow-up to the shit-ass Stranger Things season 2, now has an official teaser.
‘The Dragon Prince’ is new animated series from ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ writer and ‘Uncharted’ game director
Jesus fucking Christ, am I ever stoked for this new Netflix animated series. I mean, it’s being birthed into this flesh-place by a Last Airbender writer and an Uncharted game director.
‘RoboCop’ being rebooted by Neill Blomkamp and the original writers. I can fuck with this!
RoboCop being rebooted? Ehh. But wait, it’s being directed by Neill Blomkamp? Hmm. And better yet, the original writers are involved? Well, sign me the fuck up!
‘Joker’ origin movie starring Joaquin Phoenix officially fucking happening. LOL, K!
Maybe this movie will be fucking awesome. Maybe it won’t be. But, I ain’t giving DC the benefit of the doubt until they string together two movies that don’t huff fucking sun-baked bowls of diarrhea.
Billy Dee Williams officially returning as Lando Calrissian in ‘Episode IX’ and the new trilogy just got so damn smooth
It was rumored, and now it’s official. Billy Dee Williams is back as Lando in Episode IX, motherfuckers!
