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Head writer of ‘Rick and Morty’ is making an animated ‘Star Trek’ show
Star Trek is a hip franchise, dudes! Totally, totally hip! How hip, you want to ask? Why, it’s got the head writer of Rick and Morty working on an animated series! Snark aside, this is actually really cool.
Richard Linklater is working on a movie about legendary comedian Bill Hicks, and I’m fucking thrilled
Bill Hicks is a fucking favorite of mine, man. His god-tier ability to intertwine transcendentalism, unwieldy vitriol, and stomach-busting laughs will never get old. As well, Richard Linklater is fantastic. So, I’m more than hopeful that the latter can do the former justice.
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Weekend Open Bar: Happy Halloweekend!
Happy Halloweekend, dick heads! Today, my students informed me this weekend, is in fact, Halloweekend. The more know you. I mean, college students use any reason to get hammered. That said, I imagine this will be a weekend of revelry for many, whilst dressed up like assholes and toolbags.
I mean that lovingly, of course.
I’ll be dressed up as well, of course.
Chris Pratt in talks to join next movie from ‘Sicario’ and ‘Hell or High Water’ writer Taylor Sheridan
Taylor Sheridan’s movies are consistently fucking enjoyable. I mean, they oscillate between absolute fucking classic (Sicario, which he wrote) and enjoyably miserable affair (Wind River which he wrote and directed). So, throw some fucking Chris Pratt into mix? Hell yes.
George Miller’s next movie is ‘Three Thousand Years Of Longing’ which also describes our wait for it
We have been waiting fucking forever for George Miller’s follow-up to Fury Road. It’s been miserable! Merciless! But, the end is in sight. The movie is Three Thousand Years Of Longing, and I’m fucking ready for it.
‘Broad City’ Season 5 Trailer: The Sprint To The Finish Starts January 24
Man, I don’t want Broad City to end. But, don’t it all end? Like, everything? Alas.
Views From The Space-Ship: Too High To Riot
Man, I don’t really have anything to show you this week! I’m realizing that sort of, with my negation of my personal social media presence, I don’t take many photos anymore. Or rather, I don’t take many photos of myself. I enjoy showing the world what I’m thinking about. As well, I really enjoy sharing photos that please me! But, personal photos? Nah, not really. Which is all to say, I don’t have much for you this week in Desktop Thursdays! That said, don’t let that dissuade you from sharing your own pics in the comments!
‘Hereditary’ director Ari Aster’s new movie is dropping next August
Man, Hereditary. Initially, I didn’t think it was that scary or good. Then, I went home and tried to sleep. And reflected. And I realized not only did it scare the shit out of me, but I really enjoyed it. That considered, I’m fucking stoked for the director’s follow-up.
Maybe: This is the ‘Avengers 4’ trailer description. If so, sounds fucking wild
A lot of people think that this is a legitimate description of the Avengers 4 trailer. Admittedly, a lot of people think the Earth is flat and that Venom was good. So I’ll understand if you don’t think that means anything. However, I’m fucking starving for Avengers 4 news. Starving! Thus, I’m ready to read anything.












