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‘Blade Runner 2049’ anime series coming from ‘Cowboy Bebop’ creator and LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

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Blade Runner 2049 is objectively fucking awesome. Additionally, you know what else is fucking awesome? The anime short that Cowboy Bebop‘s creator made for the flick. But, that glorious mash-up ain’t over. Not by a long shot. You see, Shinichiro Watanabe  is returning to be the creative director on a fucking Blade Runner 2049 anime series.

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Rocksteady Studios’ rumored ‘Superman’ game gets new leak ahead of Game Awards next week

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Hey! Yet another leak has seemingly confirmed that Superman game by Rocksteady Studios. The game has been rumored forever. Additionally, I think we all sort of know it’s real, right? It’s just been a matter of waiting for official confirmation. Which, by the way, may be next Thursday.

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‘Cowboy Bebop’ live-action series coming to Netflix with the original creator onboard. Uh, how am I supposed to feel?

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Best case scenario: The Cowboy Bebop live-action Netflix series fucking rules. It’s got a chance, given that the writer of Thor: Ragnarok and the show’s original creator are involved. Worst case scenario: it fucking sucks, and we all forget about it. Seems win-win to me.

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Sony planning animated ‘Spider-Verse’ spin-offs with ‘Voltron’ showrunners in charge. This is so damn good!

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Voltron is the absolute fucking bees knees, and its showrunners Joaquim Dos Santos and Lauren Montgomery rock. Now with the show wrapping-up, it appears the two of them are going to be moving on to very, very cool projects. This is so fucking good, folks.

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Rumor: The ‘Avengers 4’ trailer is dropping tomorrow. Don’t play with my fucking heart, Internet!

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I’m getting excited about this fucking rumor, and I find that deeply upsetting. What the fuck am I gonna do, when it turns out to be false?

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Space Swoon: NASA InSight Lander sends back gorgeous image of the Martian horizon

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It can feel like everything is shit these days, for sure. I get it, I get it. But, when I’m down, news like this picks me up a notch. We got a goddamn lander sending back pictures from Mars. Mars!

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‘Evangelion’ is coming to Netflix in 2019 in case you want to be an emo kid again!

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Netflix has announced that Evangelion is going to be coming to the streaming service in 2019. This news would have made thirteen year-old me very, very happy. But, what about thirty-five year-old me? I’m good. I don’t really need to indulge in some overly pretentious, emo anime. I’m tortured by the big questions enough while I’m trying to sleep at this point, you know? That said, if you’re stoked, I’m glad you’re stoked!

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‘Lion King’ Trailer: My favorite Disney movie goes “live-action” and it’s impressive but I’m torn

I don’t really fuck with the idea of Disney remaking their classics as “live-action” flicks. But, I can’t deny that this trailer is fucking incredible.

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Weekend Open Bar: Body Slam The Holiday Rush!

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Hey, friends! It’s me, the Captain of the Space-Ship Omega welcoming you to the beginning of the Holiday Gauntlet. No doubt, it can be a wonderful time of the year. Yet, it can also provide an impressive cavalcade of social obligations, forced-monetary expenditures, and rolling darkness. What to do, what to do? Well, for starters take a fucking breath.  Then, pull up a chair around the cosmic-hearth here on the ship. You can take refuge here in the Weekend Open Bar! Herein you’ll find like-minded folk shooting the shit about their weekend.

Perhaps this weekend the conversation will center on how much money we spent on Black Friday deals. And the shotgun dropkicks we gave the elderly to procure said deals. Or, maybe we enumerate the various caloric depravities we’ve indulge in. Anything and everything goes, so long as the golden rule is not violated:

Thou shall be chill.

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Rumor: Rocket Racoon and Groot getting their own series on Disney’s streaming service. ALL the beloved side characters getting one, eh?

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Rumor time, motherfuckers! Rocket Raccoon and Groot are going to be getting their own series on Disney’s streaming service. At this point it seems as though every fucking beloved side character is getting their own series on the platform. And? Sounds good to me.

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