#Caffeine Powered
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the Sun, BABYYY!
NASA’s Parker Solar Probe has completed its first trip around the sun, motherfuckers! And, it ain’t done yet. The probe is currently plunging back towards our star for another trip.
No Comments
James Gunn is directing ‘Suicide Squad 2’ and this makes all the sense in the world
James Gunn is fixing to be directing Suicide Squad 2. This makes a lot of sense, given that it is the DCEU’s equivalent of Guardians. Me? I’m fucking stoked for the news. As well, I’m pretty goddamn stoked for the DCEU right now. Between Wonder Woman 1984, Shazam, The Batman, Joker, Birds of Prey, and Suicide Squad they’ve got a seriously interesting line-up.
‘The Batman’ will focus on Bruce Wayne and his detective skills. About *fucking* time, my dudes
I fucking love Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies. Perhaps fucking obviously. But, one critique I can get behind is that the BatFascist didn’t really do much detective work. However, that won’t be the case in Matt Reeves’ installment, which has me torqued.
‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ and ‘Good Place’ creator teaming-up with Kal Pen for new series. Goddamn fuck yeah!
Mike Schur just fucking creates dope shows, man. The Good Place. Parks & Rec. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So, you bet your bottom fucking dollar I’m excited for his new show with Kal Pen.
Monday Morning Commute: four and three and two and one!
Hey! It’s Monday Morning Commute, on a Tuesday! Again! Man, truthfully? There ain’t much going on in my life right now. Just the humming doldrums of the post-Holiday, pre-Spring existence here in the Northeast. It’s cold! That’s whack. It’s getting lighter out earlier and earlier! That’s dope.
And the forthcoming notables?
They’re the various spectacles and testicles-tickling activities helping me make it through the ashen week.
I hope you’ll join me in the comments section, and let me know what you’re looking forward to this week. To be honest, I’m in a bit of a rut. So, I could use anything you can suggest. Hit me. Hit me!
Apple is planning a “Netflix for games” along with every other company planning the same fucking thing
Apple is apparently planning a “Netflix for Games”, my friends. This makes sense, since it seems that every fucking company is planning the same thing.
Oscar Isaac in talks to join Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Dune’ movie. Gimme a Hell Yeah!
I don’t really know Dune. But, I do know both Denis Villeneuve and Oscar Isaac. Thus, I’m pretty sure I have good reason to be fucking stoked for their pairing.
Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Part 2 – Heaven Is In Your Butt, Dude
Talking about Bateman’s swollen balls. Like, that’s all I can remember. Talking about his refraining from porn and masturbation, and how swollen his balls must be. Pray for him.
‘Upgrade’ director Leigh Whannell is helming ‘The Invisible Man’ remake. All of a sudden, I give a shit!
The director of Upgrade is in charge of the Invisible Man remake, my dudes. And just like that, I’m fucking interested in the entire enterprise.
