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‘Aquaman 2’ is dropping in 2022. Here’s hoping there are good DCU films to compare it to by then

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I thought Aquaman was a fusillade of visual diarrhea and narrative incoherence. However, some people seemed to really enjoy it. The optimistic part of me really wants to believe it’s because there are almost no good DCU movies. But, hey. Whatever floats your boat. That said, I really hope by the time the sequel drops there are other DCU movies worth watching, and thus comparing it to.

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‘The Dark Phoenix’ Trailer: Goddamn, thank goodness Marvel Studios is taking the X-Men back

Just…lol.

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‘Bond 25’ to feature Rami Malek as the villain and I can dig it

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I mean, just look at fucking Rami Malek. Dude oozes discomfort. More than happy to see him as the villain for Bond 25.

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There is a ‘Gremlins’ animated series in development for some fucking reason

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Sure, why the fuck not? Develop a Gremlin animated series. It’s not necessary, but what the fuck is these days? It’s not needed, but it can’t be any worse than half the shit out there.

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Marvel’s shows on Disney+ will tie directly into the Marvel Cinematic Universe which is dope as fuck

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I think one of the major bummers of all the Marvel shows thus far has been how isolated they’ve been from the MCU. Maybe it’s not fair, but they’ve felt a bit less, consequential to me. That said, good news regarding the upcoming ones on Disney+, folks. Them motherfuckers will be interwoven into the MCU.

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Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé retiring. Legit being replaced by dude named Bowser

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NoA president Reggie Fils-Aimé is retiring. Dude has been with Nintendo for nearly thirteen years, and guided them through two wonderful successes, the Wii and Switch. That said, not all is lost. Bro is being replaced by a dude named Bowser.

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‘Bill & Ted Face The Music’ is filming this summer. Please, please let it be most righteous!

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On the one hand, the prospect of another gnarly Bill & Ted movie is very exciting. On the other hand, I’m not sure you can rebottle the glorious zeitgeist that birthed the first two. I suppose we will see very, very soon.

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‘The Twilight Zone’ Trailer: Jordan Peele’s reimagining gets a weird, meta preview

I’m ready for this! Mind you, I won’t be signing up for CBS Access. But I will *cough* find a means to watch this promising reimagining.

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You can now check the daily weather on Mars. Science fucking rules, no?

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Thanks to NASA’s Insight Lander, we can now check the daily weather on Mars. While it may seem a bit superfluous, it’s a reminder that we out here doing dope shit in space.

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