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Taika Waititi is voicing IG-88 in ‘The Mandalorian’ and I fucking want this show *now* plz

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The Elder Ones are good, my friends. They have not only willed a Taika Waititi-directed episode of The Mandalorian into existence. No, no. They’ve also seen to it that he voices IG-88 on the show.

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All Five ‘SoulsBorne’ games completed in a row without taking a hit. The Happy Hob has fucking done it!

The Happy Hobbit has done it, folks. For those of you who don’t know, the lad has been trying to beat all five Souls games in a row without taking a hit. For those of you who don’t know, just beating one Souls game without taking a hit is fucking preposterous.

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Remedy (creators of ‘Alan Wake’) announced their next jam ‘Control’ will drop on August 27

It ain’t the sequel to Alan Wake that I so, so, so fucking desperately want. But, Remedy has announced that their next game Control is dropping this August, and I’m stoked.

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Sony announces PlayStation 4 livestream event March 25 with new games, new trailers, other miscellaneous hotness

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Sony is skipping E3 this year! But, they’re livestreaming an event this Monday, March 25. What’s gonna be featured? Glad you fucking asked! New trailers, new games, all sorts of happy horseshit. I, for one, am stoked.

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NASA reveals Bennu asteroid is active and spewing particles into space. Man, this is fucking amazing amazing

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Here’s yet another “we didn’t think that happened in space” news article. Proving that space is both a great unknown, and fucking awesome. NASA has revealed that the asteroid Bennu is “active”, which wasn’t thought to happen.

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‘John Wick Chapter 3’ Trailer: Get This Man Guns. Lots of Guns.

I got legitimate fucking goosebumps watching this trailer.

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‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Trailer: Tarantino brings a killer good time to 1960s Hollywood

Holy SHIT, am I ever ready for Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

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‘Lucy in the Sky’ Trailer: Noah Hawley gets trippy in space and back in his theatrical directorial debut

Respectfully, Noah Hawley is fucking awesome. Fargo and Legion prove that. But, hey. The jump from TV to the big screen (or vice versa) can be tricky. That said? This trailer for his first movie is pretty fucking dope.

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Rumor: The ‘Star Wars’ movie by ‘Game of Thrones’ creators filming this fall and explores the Old Republic. Hell. Fucking Yes.

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I’m ready for some fucking Star Wars outside the Skywalker Saga, folks. And if this rumor is true, the Game of Thrones creators are going to be the ones giving it to me. I mean, the Old Republic? Hell yes.

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Google reveals its game-streaming service ‘Stadia’ and it sounds pretty fucking awesome

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Comrades, Google has revealed its game-streaming service. It’s called Stadia, and it sounds pretty fucking awesome.  Play any game almost instantly from a YouTube video? 4K streaming? The future is wild. Will I use it? Probably not, but that’s not indicative of how much I appreciate it.

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