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‘Westworld’ creators have signed nine-figure deal with Amazon Studios. That’s a lot of money for a lot of pretentious bullshit!
Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy, the creators of Westworld, have signed a nine-figure deal with Amazon. My word. People jizz over Westworld, but I don’t see it. It’s full of empty philosophy, meandering overwrought sequences, and boring narrative tricks. But, as I said, people jizz over the show. So on that level, it makes sense that Amazon would scoop them up.
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Monday Morning Commute: God’s In Heaven / All’s Right With The World!
It’s Monday, motherfuckers! And, it’s dreary, and overcast here in the Northeastern arm of the Empire! So, I must confess. A bit of the banging of the doldrums going on over here. However let’s not wallow, right? Instead, let’s burn away the malaise with the throbbing (throbbing?), hot lights of excitement! Tell me what you’re enjoying and anticipating, here in the Monday Morning Commute!
I’ll go first!
James Gunn removes Deadshot from ‘Suicide Squad 2’ and Idris Elba will play a new character instead. Good! Good.
James Gunn has decided that Deadshot ain’t coming back for Suicide Squad 2. And Idris Elba, who had been tagged to replace Will Smith as the character, will instead play a new character. I say fucking amen.
Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ has added Kumail Nanjiani. This cast is beginning to look interesting, no?
First Angelina Jolie, and now Kumail Nanjiani? Marvel’s Eternals flick is shaping up to be an interesting cast. I mean, who knows how good the fucking movie will be, right? But between the wild ass source material and the emerging cast, I’m excited.
Guillermo del Toro and Cornelia Funke are writing a PAN’S LABRYRINTH NOVEL! File under: things I didn’t expect, but could be pretty cool.
Guillermo del Toro and Cornelia Funke are writing a fucking Pan’s Labyrinth‘s novel? Fucking wild. It’s titled Pan’s Labyrinth: The Labyrinth of the Faun and it’s dropping July 2.
Japan’s Hayabusa spacecraft bombed an asteroid to release dust and collect a sample. Space exploration fucking rules!
Japan’s Hayabusa has bombed an asteroid, friends. Just let that marinate. It did so to collect some dust samples, and how fucking metal is that?
‘Doctor Strange 2’ rumored to drop in 2020. The new smartest guy in the (Avengers) room, right?
Doctor Strange 2! Dropping next year! Fine with me, my dudes. Fine with me. That said, I’m dying for Marvel to reveal their slate for the next few years.
‘Cowboy Bebop’ live-action series casts John Cho as Spike. Rest of the cast is awesome, too.
3, 2, 1, let’s hear it for easy copy! John Cho is Spike Spiegel in Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop series. I’m fucking here for it, my dudes!
