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Watch: Japan has released a video of it bombing that asteroid. ?Throw up the horns! ?
We all knew that Japan bombed an asteroid. Which, is awesome unto itself. But, getting to see it in action? Doubly awesome. Awesome-aweosme.
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Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah
I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.
NASA is planning on visting a shattered, volcanic asteroid called Psyche. Space is so fucking metal!
It’s become a refrain of mine, but I’ll stop using it when it stops being true. Space is so fucking metal. I mean, a shattered, volcanic asteroid? Hell yeah.
Amazon’s ‘The Dark Tower’ series casts ‘Game of Thrones’ star Jerome Flynn. Fuck yeah to this casting!
Jerome Flynn is awesome in Game of Thrones. And this is coming from a dude who doesn’t fuck with the show heavy. Thus, I’m pretty goddamn stoked Amazon has brought the dude into the Dark Tower series they’re rolling out.
Capcom is teasing ‘Resident Evil 3’ Remake which makes complete fucking sense
Capcom! They’re teasing a Resident Evil 3 remake. And given the success of RE2make, it makes all the sense in the fucking world.
City-sized neutron star is blocking the view of our galaxy’s black hole. Bro, move!
Not cool, city-sized star. While I appreciate an ultra-dense neutron star the size of Manhattan, I’d also like us to be able to check out our own black hole.
‘Hobbs and Shaw’ Trailer: An Odd Couple Capable Of Kicking Tremendous Ass
I actually stopped this trailer, because I thought it was showing too much of David Leitch’s patented fantastic ass-kicking scenes (John Wick, Atomic Blonde). I don’t need to see anymore! I don’t need anymore spoiled. I’m ready for this movie.
‘Halo’ TV series casts rad actor Pablo Schreiber as Master Chief
Pablo Schreiber is dope as fuck in American Gods. That much is certain. Will he be rad as Master Chief? Time will tell. If it ain’t, though, I don’t think it’s going to be his fault.
‘Child’s Play’ Trailer: Hear Mark Hamill’s first take on the evil ass doll
Want to hear Mark Hamill’s first take on Chucky? Well, you’re in the right place my friends.
Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie has cast ‘Train to Busan’ star Ma Dong-seok. Not familiar, but I trust em
Marvel seldom fucks up casting choices. So, even though I don’t know Ma Dong-seok, I assume it’s a good call. Fuck my nose if it doesn’t work out, okay?
