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Rumor: ‘Black Panther 2’ villain is going to be Namor. Welcome to the MCU, bro. Took long enough!

Black Panther 2 ain’t dropping for a minute. But, that ain’t stopping the rumor mill! The latest shit? None other than Namor is going to be the baddie. Skeptical? That’s fucking understandable. However, this latest rumor comes from the same sources that accurately predicted that the real Mandarin would be in Shang-Chi, and that Taskmaster would be in Black Widow.
‘I Am Patrick Swayze’ Trailer: A worthy documentary for an Omega Level dude
One of my greatest discoveries over the past few years is how fucking awesome Patrick Swayze’s filmography. From Roadhouse to Point Break. A gorgeous head of hair, and legitimate acting chops. So, is this movie going to rock me? Yup! Am I going to see it? Yup!
Kudos to our own The Dude for bringing this to my attention.
Huge ‘No Man’s Sky’ update ‘BEYOND’ is dropping August 14, and, again, fuck I need to play it!

What the fuck am I waiting for? By all indications, No Man’s Sky is the perfect game for me. Get high, chill out, explore space! Will the upcoming BEYOND update be the moment I jump in? There’s a good possibility.
Ava DuVernay confirms Darkseid is gonna be in the ‘New Gods’ movie and we should all be stoked

I finished Mister Miracle on the plane to Denver last week. And, let me tell you. It’s fucking amazing. One of the lynch-pin characters of the maxi-series? Darkseid. So, I welcome the news with open fucking arms that dude is gonna be in the New Gods movie.
Astronomers have found that the Milky Way Galaxy is “warped and twisted” just like its inhabitants

Surprisingly, at least to me, is this shit! The Milky Way Galaxy ain’t flat like a pancake. Instead, our galaxy’s stellar disk is an s-shape. Pretty fucking wild.
‘Grand Theft Auto Online’ new Diamond Casino sets biggest single day and week player numbers since launch. Goddamn, this game will never fucking die!

I’m spellbound by Grand Theft Auto Online. Like, I find the persistent, enormous player base to be interesting as fuck. And the people dedicated to role-playing? Also dope. So, while I’m not playing it, I find the news surrounding this latest update pretty fucking cool.
Dickhead vanilla-fart streaming star Ninja moving from Twitch to Mixer. Anything to get him out of the spotlight, IMO

Ninja is the Big Bang Theory of streamers. Stunningly middle ground, cringy, and unremarkable. That said, like the show, he’s fucking enormous because he plays to the tremendous amount of dumb asses in the world. So, when dude announces he’s moving from Twitch to Mixer? I can only hope it moves him out of the zeitgeist. Even just a little.
Unopened copy of ‘Kid Icarus’ for Nintendo projected to go for $10,000 at auction. That’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, my dudes!

I say, goddamn! An unopened copy of Kid Icarus for the original Nintendo has been found. And, the motherfucker is projected to go for $10,000.
Ancient meteor strike on Mars may have caused planet-sized tsunami and prove there once was an ocean in Northern hemisphere

Got a lot going on in that messy fucking headline, no? Let’s break it down. A gigantic crater on Mars has some scientists convinced there was an ocean in Mars’ northern hemisphere. Additionally, the impact that caused the crater may have caused a planet-sized tsunami.
‘Mindhunter’ Season 2 Trailer: The Summer of Manson continues on, plus Son of Sam!
I’m extremely, extremely stoked for the second season Mindhunter. It’s been, what? Nearly two goddamn years!



