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Nathan Fielder has signed an HBO deal and got a new comedy pilot in the works. Good goddamn, this is fantastic!
Nathan For You is some of the most fantastic shit in recent memory, and I’ve been jonesing for Nathan Fielder to give us a follow-up since it ended. So, fuck dude, this rules.
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Atomik Grain Spirit is vodka made from grains taken from Chernobyl’s Exclusion Zone. ‘Fallout’ fans, pop your boners!
I feel as though it’s particularly Fallout to take a rip of this shit. This shit? Atomik Grain Spirit, a vodka made from grains taken from Chernobyl’s Exclusion Zone.
Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole got 75 times brighter for two-hours and we got no goddamn clue why
Recently, our Milky Way Galaxy’s supermassive black hole shone brighter than a motherfucker for two-hours. And, the reason for it? We got no idea. Which is half of the awesomeness.
Jupiter had something seriously huge smash into it on Wednesday. The Cosmos don’t give a shit about us!
I’ve long known that Jupiter serves as a bulwark for the rest of the solar system. Eating some tremendously large objects to protect the rest of it. Whelp, Wednesday night? Something seriously huge smashed into the planet. This all, you know, underscores the importance of getting humans spread across the solar system. Diversify our asses for when Earth inevitably takes one right off the chin.
Taika Waititi is working on a “secret movie” apparently about soccer before ‘Thor’ and we are truly blessed, motherfuckers!
Taika Waititi! Fucking icon, bro. Fucking glorious, bro. And, the dude doesn’t seem to be slowing down. Not only does he have Jojo Rabbit dropping this year, but he’s got the next Thor lined-up! But wait, there’s more! Dude has a secret movie he’s working on prior to returning to the Odinson. If you believe the tea leaves? The movie is about the American Samoa national soccer team. Only this dude could get me to give a fuck about such a subject.
Edgar Wright’s next movie ‘Last Night In Soho’ is dropping September 25, 2020. Goddamn, that’s a wait!
A good goddamn, Last Night In Soho ain’t dropping until September of 2020. I mean. Motherfucker, are we ever being asked to wait for Edgar Wright’s next flick. That said, you know. I’ll make its arrival all the more special. Right?
NASA shares gorgeous image of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot that Hubble snapped this past June
Question: Can there be too many pictures of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? Answer: fucking of course not.
Lame ass ‘Game of Thrones’ showrunners sign 9-figure deal with Netflix. Fuck these nerds, man
One of the more gratifying things about the final season of Game of Thrones was (pretty much) everyone realizing what I already knew: the showrunners were fucking idiots. That said? Apparently Netflix still hasn’t realize it. Signing these chumps to an insane deal.
Astronomers have just detected dozen of missing galaxies from the Early Universe. The Cosmos always excites, my dudes
I say, goddamn! Another week, another fantastic-ass find by astronomers. This time? Oh, they’ve just detected dozens of galaxies from the early universe. Previously hidden.
