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NASA confirms its mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa to hunt for signs of life. Go, go, go!
NASA has confirmed it’s going to Jupiter’s moon Europa, folks. Launching a sumbitch up into the Cosmos to hunt for life. Expected launch date? Somewhere between 2033 and 2035.
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Marvel Studios and Sony partnership on ‘Spider-Man’ movies is dead. This sucks so fucking much, dudes
The extremely mutually beneficial partnership between Marvel Studios and Sony is dead, friends. No more Spider-Man in the MCU. Man. I really hope this is fucking posturing, dudes. Like, this blows.
‘The Matrix 4’ is happening with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Like, woah.
The Matrix 4 is happening! Woah. With Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss! Double woah. As well, Lana Wachowski is writing and directing. Triple woah, dudes.
‘Death Stranding’ Gamescom Trailers: There is Pee Gameplay and Interdimensional Breast Feeding. Kojima, like, what the fuck?
I can tell you one thing for certain: I have no fucking idea what Death Stranding is going to be. Outside of, you know, absolutely fucking crazy. Pissing gameplay? Breastfeeding across dimensions?
Hit the jump for more details, and an additional trailer.
India’s space probe is officially orbiting the Moon. Gimme a hell yeah for lunar exploration!
India’s space probe is orbiting our fucking moon, folks! Hell yeah. But, it ain’t fucking done! It’ll be touching down on the Moon on September 7.
‘Antlers’ Trailer: This Del Toro-produced jam takes us into a haunting-ass cave. And I’m ready.
Here’s the trailer for Antlers. Directed by Scott Cooper, and produced by Guillermo Del Toro. Seemingly, dude has produced yet another dope-ass horror movie. What’s going on in this preview? I have no fucking idea, but I’m stoked.
OL Plays – Katana Zero – A Decade of Dumb Assery!
On this edition of OL Plays? We’re talking cuckold Coconut Water! (Pun?) We’re beating Katana Zero! We’re working our yoga breath! We’re celebrating a decade of OL We’re imploring friends to take their tarps off. A usual Saturday night.
‘Bond 25’ is officially titled ‘No Time To Die’ which is no better or worse than any other Bond title, IMO
Bond 25 is really happening, friends. Like, feels as though it’s been in development for fucking ever. The latest proof that not seriously the movie is happening? It’s got an official fucking title. No Time To Die! Sure!
Steven Soderbergh’s next movie ‘Let Them All Talk’ is heading to HBO Max. Gotta love them streaming wars, eh?
Motherfucking Steven Soderbergh! Grossly underappreciated. Or maybe not, I don’t fucking know. What do I know? I dig the dude. In fact, his quietly-released Netflix movie High Flying Bird is one of my faves of 2019. Bro said he was gonna retire, and then just sort of continued on as prolific as forever. Now, said dude is taking his talents to HBO Max. Aiight, aiight. Thanks in advance for your login, Dad.
‘Disintegration’ Trailer: Meet the new FPS from the co-creator of ‘Halo’ which totally doesn’t feel aesthetically like ‘Destiny’
Like, who knows how Disintegration will play. But, based on the trailer? Holy fucking Destiny aesthetic vibes, dudes.
