#February2013
Report: New XBOX requires INTERNET CONNECTION, has one-time game activation codes. Plus specs!
Oh! Check it out! The new Xbox is going to be totally fascist, requiring the internet connections, and fucking the used game market in the skull.
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CONFIRMED: ‘STAR WARS’ is getting stand-alone character movies.
Ha! Looks like my prediction of the Star Wars going full Marvel Movie Universe wasn’t just the blatherings of a man who masturbates into a Jabba the Hutt sock. I mean, well. It was quite that, it just turns out that it is true as well.
Amazon introduces ‘AMAZON COINS’, doesn’t realize we all f**king hate virtual currencies.
Oh god damn you, Amazon. Don’t you realize that we hate virtual currencies? Let us pay Imperial credits for objects. That is all we want. We don’t want coins, bucks, Microsoft points, or any of that shit. In short, fuck you.
CHRIS PRATT is starring in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ I can dig it!
I love me some Chris Pratt, almost exclusively due to his performances in Parks & Rec. That said, he was good enough in Zero Dark Thirty, and apparently he is in Billy Beaner is Really Smartz. So him being cast as the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy is officially marks the moment where I begin getting excited for the flick.
Kristen Wiig confirmed for ‘ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND CONTINUES.’ We all win.
Now that she is no longer plying her trade on the sinking ship that is SNL, Kristen Wiig can take her talents to greener fields. One of those zany fields will be in Anchorman 2: More, more, more Burgundy.
Cosplay: HARLEY QUINN goes SUICIDE SQUAD for our enjoyment.
I don’t usually dig on Harley Quinn. Sometimes she is annoyingly screechy, and in the Bat-Guy video games she is a Juggalo (Juggalette?) gone awry. This picture is fantastic though, making me double-think my abject dismissal of her character. And yes, the cosplayer is cute. Okay. You caught me.
Watch: Paolo Rivera draws a ‘DAREDEVIL’ COVER IN 11 minutes. Time-lapse++
Pretty outstanding video by one of my favorite artists hanging in the Marvel game, right here. Paolo Rivera has shared with the world a video of him rocking out the cover to Daredevil #22. Particularly awesome is how the video lets you see how the artist uses his own poses for reference when drawing the characters. I knew he did such a thing, but it is entertaining to all of a sudden see a picture of Rivera juxtaposed with the Webbed One.
‘PACIFIC RIM’ early buzz is that it is monster-bashing bliss. I’m torqued.
Pacific Rim is the sort of movie that is trying to surf a very specific niche. Should it slide the fuck off the rail, it is going to bash its goddamn skull and bleed suck everywhere. Should it succeed? Way gnarls, bro. Early reports is that the movie is totally fantastic, and that has this dude doing cartwheels. (What did I just type?)
KING RICHARD III’S DUMB BONES found underneath a parking lot or something. The path of glory, man.
King Richard’s dumb bones have been found underneath some silly parking lot or some shit. One day you’re ruling the Anglo world (I think, fuck history books), the next day (relatively) you’re ventilated with daggers, and found in a parking lot. What can you do. News, and a clever little video after the break.
Rumor: YODA getting his own ‘STAR WARS’ stand-alone movie. Oh god, his dialogue.
A man can’t even lay in bed and slowly drift asleep while fumbling through his RSS feed anymore. No, indeed not. Just as I was sloughing off the conscious coil for Sleep World, I came across this rather sizzling story. It smells like ice cream headache-inducing dialogue spread across a couple of hours. Though I have to say, if Disney wants to treat Star Wars much in the same way as Marvel treats their universe, I’d be fine with that. Stand alone movies running alongside bigger, more sprawling ensemble flicks. Give me them all, my Star Wars loins smolder at the very thought.
