#August2012
Michael Bay’s ‘NINJA TURTLES’ script leaks. It is the diarrhea soup we expected.
Oh huzzah! We can all relax now in our correctness. Us smug internet folk, who quietly knew that if Michael Bay were churning out a Ninja Turtles movie, it would be a unparalleled pile of shit.
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Video: Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ redone as 8 Bit video game. Time travel, amirite.
Looper hasn’t even come out yet (unfortunately), and it has already received a retrofitting. Ain’t nothing that says love from the geek community like taking an appreciated commodity and dipping it into an 8 bit well.
Dude gets infected with Ebola from phone he stole. Karmic counterpunch!
I always read stories like this, and I’m like, man. I need to stop licking the doorknobs at restaurants just to get my jollies. Who the hell knows what is lurking on the objects we fondle daily.
Curiosity Rover premiering will.i.am’s’ new song on Mars. We’re already ruining that planet.
Sweet fuck, Ray. You were right. Your boy Jeff Spender was correct as well. No sooner have we set down some impressive roving capabilities onto the ground of Mars have we begun sullying it. Debuting shitty pop culture vomit such as will.i.am on Mars? If we’re going no standards let me read some OL prose upon Bradbury’s landing.
Cosplay: Cloud Strife from Kingdom Hearts strolling the town
Don’t know what Cloud is doing hanging around a cathedral or whatever, but I’m not mad. Maybe the dude is still blowing boogers into his handkerchief reminiscing about the days Aeris hung out in churches and wasn’t a kebab courtesy of Sephiroth. Either way, dope cosplay.
‘THE MASTER’ FINAL TRAILER: Chock full of theta tension.
Behold! The final trailer for The Master. Hard to believe this movie is nearly at our our goddamn doorsteps.
‘BLACK OPS II’ gets two ridiculous editions. Care package and Hardened. Freudian wet dream.
We can’t go a year without a new Call of Duty dropping some over-the-top wallet fucking edition, can we? Hell no. It’s about as American as it gets. November is football, turkey, and expensive killing packages.
Skyrim ‘HEARTHFIRE’ DLC drops next week, letting you get all nesting instinct.
Here’s a second batch of Skyrim DLC I won’t be buying. Until some late night when I’m drunk and wistful, proclaiming to myself that I wish I could just “live in Skyrim” because “despite the dragons, it is quite a beautiful place” and everything.
Geoff Johns and David Finch team up for new ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA’ series. Moar team books! Forever!
DC is apparently becoming hip to something Marvel unfortunately figured out years ago. If you sell like thirteen Super Mega Team! books, you’ll make more money.
Omega-Level Weekend at FanExpo Toronto – The Concise Preamble Summary
There’s a story behind every line, but maybe the imagination can cook up funnier shit than the truth (this will be difficult, I assure you). It was a pleasure to host OL in Toronto, and I’m already looking forward to the next con weekend that OL tears up.
