#May2012
Robert Pattinson Reuniting With David Cronenberg For New Film; Long Live The New Muse?
Robert Pattinson has barely finished off his first collaboration with Sir David of the Cronenberg, but he’s already tapped to hop back into the cinematic ring with him. I assume this means their time on Cosmopolis went well?
Views From The Space-Ship: CAUTION, These Are Big Toes To Suck
Views From The Space-Ship! Suck on my toes! Worship the glorious Saga! Or, check out some sports on the tele-visor!
WATCH: PRIMUS’ Latest Movie Video, “Lee Van Cleef”
A good amount of my perpetually demented outlook at yonder Existence can be contributed to my adolescent obsession with Primus. I do not much longer listen to the bastards, but my appreciation for the Claypool will never completely ebb. That’s why I’m stoked to check out their latest video, tinged all up in typical Primate fashion.
Dennis Culver Draws Dean Pelton From ‘COMMUNITY’ In All His Costumes. Cool Cool Cool.
The bomb diggity! Dennis Culver has drawn up Dean Pelton from Community in every one of his costumes. The hiatus may be in affect, but Community still surges deep in my soul.
PIRATE BAY Announces New IP Address, Effort Designed For Proxy Friendliness.
You can’t keep a good torrent site down. Unless you’re the slew of porn torrent sites that I used to frequent. In that case you can stake them through the heart and leave me devastated. Not Pirate Bay though, nope. No way.
‘STREET FIGHTER’ Box Set Is OSTENTATIOUS AWESOMENESS; F**k Yeah 25 Years
Street Fighter is turning 25 and its partying a bit harder than my girlfriend who recently did the same. Kapow! Capcom is dropping a box set of biblical proportions, and if I was the Street Fighter fetishist I was back in my youth I may take a run at this.
Jim Lee On The Timing Of DC Comics’ “Announcement” Of A Prominent Gay Character
The announcement by DC that they were going to reintroduce a prominent character into the New 52 as gay just sort, you know, happened. It occurred at Kapow as opposed to some horns-accompanied press release or the such. Jim Lee delves a bit into the timing of it all.
Russia Planning On Builidng PERMANENT MOON BASE; My Space Heart Swells
The Cold War is heating up again! Russia is going full Bond, revealing their intentions of building a permanent base. ‘Cept I don’t really care that its Russia, cause at least someone is planning it. ‘Cept I don’t think they’d tell anyone if they were building something nefarious. Or would they? Plot! Thickens!
Edible Castle Made Out Of STARBUST!, I Choose You To Rot My Teeth
Goddamn. We’re looking at an edible castle made out of Starburst. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I could destroy a castle made out of yummies as I destroyed my figure in one of my nightly raging moments of self-hate and consumption.













