#July2011
Watch The Entire BioShock Infinite E3 Demo. Right Here. So Far Away.
Confession: I cannot watch this. The entire BioShock Infinite E3 demo. Can’t watch. If I do, it’ll send me into a tizzy of half-words, much-vomit, and sprints around the neighborhood. I’m excitable. I need this game. My body cannot handle such a tither. I bring it to you though, should you be interested and capable of absorbing so much rock knowing the game is still a turn of the calendar away.
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Watch A Comet Streak Across The Sun’s Surface. A Glorious Burning Death.
NASA’s Solar Dynamic Observatory caught a comet locked into a path across the Sun’s surface on July 5 or 6 of this year. It’s a glorious descent into death, providing us entertainment whilst it surely screamed to itself in pure horror. Right?
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Batman: Year One’ Animated Movie Gets A Trailer.
The animated adaptation of Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli’s classic Batman defining tale has gotten itself a trailer. It’s hard to adapt the son of a bitch into anything, but it seems to be relatively dope. Within the parameters and everything, it could work.
Save for Wayne’s voice. Youch.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Legendary Pictures Bringing ‘Mass Effect’ Movie Panel To Comic-Con.
Legendary Pictures is tasked with bringing a beloved fucking glorious video game franchise of mine to the flickering, silver, something, something, screen. This project of theirs sn’t something on the back burner. Oh no. In fact, there’s going to be a panel for the Mass Effect movie at Comic-Con.
Jealousy of attendees. Rising.
TRAILER: ‘Walking Dead’ Season Two Teaser Has Arrived.
The teaser trailer for the second season of Walking Dead has dropped. Try and forget how much the season finale sucked farts through a shit-soaked straw and check it out.
‘Uncharted’ Film Now Headed Up By ‘Limitless’ Director Neil Burger.
I sighed a big sigh of relief when David O. Russel and his Marky Mark-powered film adaptation of Uncharted fell apart and went down the toilet. The man tapped to replace O. Russel and Funky Bunch is Neil Burger, who recently directed Limitless.
Images & Words – Jonah Hex #69
[images & words is the comic book pick-of-the-week at OL. equal parts review and diatribe, the post highlights the most memorable/infuriating/entertaining book released that wednesday]
As of late, it seems that all comics-related discussions are concerned with the crumbling state of the industry. Headlines of doom and gloom are absolutely proliferating, inspiring fear in otherwise satisfied fanboys. DC REBOOT BLAMED FOR NERD SUICIDE! MARVEL MEGA-EVENT BANKRUPTS SINGLE FATHER OF FOUR! DIGITAL SALES THREATEN RETAILERS’ BUSINESS!
In the midst of all this bullshit, it’s easy to forget that worthwhile comics are being released every damn week.
And the newest issue of Jonah Hex is a necessary reminder of just how sick comic books can be.
China Now Offers ‘Online Property’ Insurance. The Future Rules.
More proof that we are merely living in the shadow of China and its ingenious ways these days. They’ve rolled out virtual property insurance. Protect them polygons! Fuck, you’ve spent more time harvesting ore or some shit in EVE Online than you have with your family, and you certainly love it more.
Repeats of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Have Ads Digitally Inserted. Amazing.
Some eagle-eyed citizens of the Internet have come across something friggin’ astounding. Rerun episodes of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ have been digitally altered, inserting advertisements for new movies and the such. Anachronistic like what!
Welcome to the future.
Hit the jump to check them out.
James Spader Officially Joins ‘The Office’. Just Let It Die. I Beg You.
The minds behind The Office have come together and officially announced their replacement for Steve Carell. Kind of. James Spader will be joining the cast for the eighth season of The Office, and he’ll be tasked with sort of but not really taking the position left behind by Michael Scott. It’s all a bit confusing.
